Pro wrestling theorist. Non-practicing white guy. Depressed millennial redneck. Mentioned as ''Some wag on Twitter'' on NJPW WORLD. he/him/y'all

Houston, TX
Joined September 2023
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No disrespect to anyone, but I don’t really get how people don’t just grow out of this stuff. When I was 8-15 my life REVOLVED around Marvel, Star Wars & Harry Potter. But I grew up. At some point, you just grow out of this stuff
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A proper Jon Moxley/Jay White program could be incredible with White allowed to be Evil Jay White and Mox being Mox. #AEWCollision
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The Last Outfit is at least a better name than "The Bang Bang Gang." The latter sounds like a group of 5 year old boys with toy guns and badges and cowboy hats. #AEWCollision
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Replying to @wrestlingleb
We need to normalize factions being the default and not being a member of one making you an outlier
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There are some things Speedball does that aren't to my exact taste, but on the occasion that he hits the Crane Kick, he does it in a way that makes sense in the context of the match.
I don’t see how anyone can hate a guy who hits a Daniel-San kick in a pro wrestling match and makes it look great
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They've been building the Dogs/Moxley tension and Kidd divided loyalty for a few months now. Finlay and Clark turning on Mox was the least surprising part of the angle.
I'm really surprised Gabe didn't do the turn there. Also...fuck, I guarantee PAC was the initial one to do the turn. Shit ain't fair.
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If capitalism truly rewarded skill or intelligence, the richest people would be neurosurgeons, engineers, and scientists. If it rewarded talent, it would be artists, writers, and creators. If it rewarded hard work, it would be cleaners, laborers, and service workers.
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3:10 to Yuma countered via European Uppercut was so cool.
Claudio hit one of the best Uppercuts during this brawl, this rules so hard Also Jay White in the back is hilarious lmao
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Utter nonsense. Bret admitted every affair in his book and said there was nothing between him and Sunny. Sunny has told everything over and over again and has always denied her and Bret were ever a thing.
Maturing is realizing that the "Sunny Days" comments were true and Sunny was the reason for the beef between Bret and Shawn.
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Yes, I say it after a Dynamite where so much happened that all of it had less impact.
Replying to @OreGaTrae
You say this after a dynamite that actually had stuff happening for once
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I'm not one of those "TK needs a booker because he can't book" people. I thought he was a great first time booker for early AEW. But NOBODY should be booking the same territory for 5+ years. He needs to take 6 months to a year to "wring out his brain," as Ernie Ladd called it.
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One of the key AEW stories of the last 2 months was Ospreay forming an AEW branch of United Empire. So naturally, of course, Ospreay is in Blood and Guts teaming with the Bucks and Darby/Borden. #AEWDynamite
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Hopefully between the two groups, the Bang Bang Gang and the Dogs can come up with one decent name. #AEWDynamite
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So they shot the angle for Blood and Guts, and then an hour later shot a huge, unrelated faction alliance changing angle. All right, then. #AEWDynamite
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2026 Mercedes Moné vs. 2026 Marina Shafir sounds like very much my shit. #AEWDynamite
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Young Bucks having nothing left after that match at WrestleDream and getting completely smeared across the mat by Davis and Doyle is just plain good pro wrestling booking. #AEWDynamite
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In the end, one person gave you the accurate strengths, weaknesses, what was needed to be successful, understood the value of TV and wasn't stuck in one dated idea of a product. The other was wrong for seven straight years and all the name calling and people who parrot his phrases doesn't change that fact, unless he's admitted how great this year has turned out. In which case, let me know, because if you live and learn that's cool but anyone that stops learning on a Tuesday is starting to be out of touch on Wednesday. One person is world class at name calling, the other at learning giving accurate info and putting it in context.
Replying to @davemeltzerWON
You’re the “grifter” Dave, Corny doesn’t hide behind paywalls and subscriptions.
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People who don't know shit about Japanese wrestling be like:
Replying to @OakTreesMan
I'm not saying JBL is better. But if Stan Hansen wasn't known for working stiff, you wouldn't give a single solitary shit. You mythologize the idea of wrestlers who worked in Japan and don't actually see them.
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The Ciampa pants spot would have been fine as the heel mocking his opponent/the crowd IF Aubrey hadn't legitimized it by counting the pin on the pants. That ruined the immersion because it's stupid. She should have rolled her eyes and thrown her hands up.
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That's what turned a heat spot into a comedy spot. That's my problem with it.
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In Texas you’ll spend $100 for a week of groceries and $50 to fill your tank while the GOP tries to tell you trans people and weed are the biggest threats in our state
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