julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey) header
julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey) profile picture

writer/podcaster/eater/talker/eater/existential-panicker/dogfriend she/her

Toronto
Joined August 2012
Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)Photo by julia “needs more salt” haist (@OrgoBailey)
Now I’m singing it to the tune of “Apple Bottom Jeans”
"seven foot frame, rats along his back, when he calls your name it all fades to black" has been repeating in my head for weeks because it's a highly specific aesthetic that I have been reaching for my entire life
Wordle 226 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 am I… a god?
Man, what are the odds?? (A: like quite good apparently)
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
I cannot adequately express my love and appreciation for @vinn_ayy
Jonathan can still drop it to the ground spin it AROUND and BUST it WIDE OPEN but y’all aren’t ready to HEAR THAT
I LIKE BREAKFAST TELEVISION
Premier Doug Ford is receiving applause - and facing backlash - after publicizing the fact that he helped people during yesterday's storm. @sid_seixeiro and @dinapugliese share their thoughts.
Just a reminder of the best tik tok ever
Monday’s big mood credit: by hirokisan79 (piano man) and gloving_cc (the dog) on tiktok
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
Haunted house where the actors play themselves
14
72
12
505
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
OK NFTs you've made this personal now
235
5,878
383
41,758
Targeted advertising is clearly listening to my out-loud conversations and it’s really troubling.
🐁A bucket of rats can be filled in one night. 🛒Get Yours: bazoli.co/mouse-trap (Share it with your friends & family)
1
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
If you knew nothing about The Incredibles this would be a horrifying picture
Sit back and relax, The Incredibles way! Tag a pal you want to roast marshmallows with. 🔥
277
37,826
384
297,179
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
We are making a few changes at OnlyFans
475
5,448
1,197
45,608
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
People never seem to understand that shows like the Sopranos and White lotus and caillou are *criticizing* their main character
96
1,314
218
22,586
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
.
105
19,690
1,031
92,243
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
Don't see the old beach movie in imax😩😩😩
8
146
8
1,749
Let’s be honest I’m just doing this to post one of them
Let's see it! Post 4 variants of yourself!
2
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
"the only way" - mayor. "least amount of force", "appropriate force" - toronto police. photo by @Lachancephoto
89
1,500
333
3,942
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
PUMP UP THE JAM • Technotronic (Version #2) ft. @GurdeepPandher & Suki
1,038
8,225
3,882
45,870
julia “needs more salt” haist retweeted
It’s Friday.
43
13,034
592
69,340