Your favorite Puddin is back and better than ever, loving America 🇺🇸 even more deeply than before. I love you all. thanks for being my X friends.

Joined June 2026
Ron Pearlman is still alive and I had posted he had passed away this month. I may have slipped into a parallel timeline and back then sharing his passing in that timeline. Or maybe I had fallen asleep woke up thinking I read he had died. Either way the douche canoe is still here
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I have duped and reported fake news bring shame upon the House of BSP
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100% Pure American Boy 🇺🇸
If you cannot eat hamburgers, you are not an American.
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Finally got his red shirt. Congrats sir.
Today we mourn the passing of Walter Koenig, whose talent, warmth, and unforgettable performances left a lasting mark on generations of fans around the world. He passed of old age at home in North Hollywood last night surrounded by his daughter and niece. 
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70° in October is the bees knees. Literally, bees all over today. They are a bit confused by the weather. They get straight to work regardless.
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Good thing I’ve insulating my house with thousands of rolls of toilet paper. 🧻 good luck out there kids.
BREAKING: The Pentagon has launched “FORTRESS America,” an initiative ordering major military bases in the continental US to be able to run on their own for at least 90 days. Bases will need to keep power, water, fuel and communications running independently, without relying on outside supply.
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That your butt is actually just throw pillows stuffed into them pants.
what’s the coolest rumor you’ve heard about me?
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I caught these from a nice gal when I was stationed in England.
scientists discover the. um. idk man you gotta just come look at this guy.
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Now playing: Jack the Giant Slayer.
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Bought something from a store today and went to pick it up. They asked me to take a survey. So I did and I suggest we all answer this way from now on. XX person was very helpful and brought my order out right away. XY person was really attentive and made my experience great.
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Watch as this prisoner transforms her look to escape walking out the front gates.
Everything is a lie
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Somebody farted in my pants just now and I’m willing to let it go if you fess up to it right now.
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When it only took a donkey one step to get you to the bottom.
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Double the happy endings.
Do those rub and tug places do couples massages?
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Indians are susceptible to trains on a fixed track and Africans are susceptible to mechanical dinosaurs. I think we know what we need to do America. The time for 🦖 🚂
There is a level of irony involved when a Darwin award is achieved with a dinosaur.
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New iPhone can take microscopic pictures. Here we can see the vacuoles, ribosomes, mitochondria, Golgi apparatus, and endoplasmic reticulum.
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Went outside for fresh air, looked up and saw the Moon. My phones camera gets incredible detail.
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[at a Chinese restaurant] Luke: I hate these stupid chopsticks!! Obi Wan: Use the forks, Luke.
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So, your kids want a cat. 😂
Cats Causing Chaos
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