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”We must put our desires under merciless suspicion."

People's Republic of Venus
Joined January 2020
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Imagine how lax these guys have to be about time for other Africans get frustrated about it.
"My African country is stereotyped as talkative, noisy, boastful, argumentative, relaxed about deadlines, flashy and suspicious, unlike my neighbours who are chatty, loud, brash, confrontational, unhurried, obsessed with appearances and guarded. We're so different!"
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"One must admire Tung Tung Tung Sahur for his limitless endurance for and complete dedication to interior design."
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They're calling it the most perfectly distilled Balkan comment of all time.
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Pervasively being a menace in a calculated way which constantly puts you on right side of the margin of the law would in any reasonable society be considered a crime in itself and warrant a the highest possible punishment.
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In six months you will have Goethe’s Faust go platinum on lefttwt while the right takes up a newfound passion for proshipping discourse
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Somewhere a health insurance COBOL mainframe just exploded
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
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"Minarchism"
Ming Dynasty budget as of ~1582. Completely insane that they were spending almost a third of the budget on useless non-working stipendiaries compared to under 1% on the combined salaries of the entire bureaucracy. Do not do this.
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The book Dracula is about two things: real estate and transportation.
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”Billions must die” - a normal, well adjusted person. ”134 people must die” - a deeply suspicious person.
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I do wonder to what extent the cultural tendency for having more compassion towards murderers than sexual abusers come from the skmple fact that wanting to murder someone and never acting on it is a fairly normal feeling while wanting to SA someone is comparatively rare?
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Incredible potential for Taqiyya memes herr.
Supremely funny to call Abdul El Sayed the first *openly* Muslim Senator in US history. Implies a history of closeted Muslims. Like Charles Sumner or Frank Church were secret Muslims reading the Quran in their basements.
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I feel like the only cinematic interpretation to the occult that gives a good idea of what occultists are like is "A Dark Song", which interestingly enough is also probably one of the best a occult movies out there.
Whenever you read about niche avant-garde esoteric scenes and societies you think "Man the past was so cool. Why doesn't stuff like this happen in the modern day" and then you realise it does and that it looks like this and always did look like this:
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Whenever you read about niche avant-garde esoteric scenes and societies you think "Man the past was so cool. Why doesn't stuff like this happen in the modern day" and then you realise it does and that it looks like this and always did look like this:
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I love how you can see it's basically just a bunch of guys with paramasonic garb congregating at a typical red-white Swedish summer cottage.
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It's very quaint really and I love it on its own terms, it just isn't very much what you mostly imagine it to be when you read academic monographs and articles.
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Today I learned that my mother knows who Clavicular is.
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nixon would say this irl
My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension
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