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HondaJazzMaster

@Orzelda

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Joined July 2011
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kill gosling@killgosling28 Jul 2024
came to me in a vision
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zach@extrafabulous18 Jul 2024
streamin twitch.tv/extrafabulous
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A man stands with his bare ass facing another man. They are about to have sex. The bottom says "my asshole is actually a portal to another lcoation." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom says "My buddy Dave's house." Dave sits quietly reading a book in his living room. Suddenly a penis materializes out of a portal in a random spot. Dave looks up and merrily says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."

ALT A man stands with his bare ass facing another man. They are about to have sex. The bottom says "my asshole is actually a portal to another lcoation." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom says "My buddy Dave's house." Dave sits quietly reading a book in his living room. Suddenly a penis materializes out of a portal in a random spot. Dave looks up and merrily says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."

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The GTA 6 trailer got leaked
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More like Wimbledon’t!! #lol #jokes
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Start a futurist tech company and call it Joby
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Chill out 😎
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Bongo lord #rocketman
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It’s Chinese Democracy because it’s like an oxymoron, two things that are contradictory but somehow find themselves next to each other
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Blues rock pentatonic scale big riffs running about a stage two organ players plz
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‘I want to see your hands!! 🙌’
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TEKKEN
@TEKKEN18 Jun 2023
Today's perfect to spend quality time with your family. Happy Father's Day from #TEKKEN!

TEKKEN - Father's Day

Today's perfect to spend quality time with your family. Happy Father's Day from #TEKKEN!

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They’re playing Steely Dan in Tesco
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Rightmove >>> Tinder
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this is the tgif rose. you don’t have to accept it. it will simply be here, unfolding it’s beautiful magnificence
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I didn’t know the Melvins where playing tonight 😔
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