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Physically, I adore you. Sexually, you turn me on. Mentally, you fascinate me. And as a person, you drive me crazy.
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
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Y’all laughed at him and judged him. He just wanted his baby. She became of age and went straight to her daddy. Ain’t left his side since.
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Husband is sleeping next to me. Has been for over an hour.
I look at him and think "he's so cute... he is the most handsome cutest th-" and he OPENS HIS EYES. We startled each other.
I said "sorry! I just looked at you"
He mumbled "I heard your brain" and rolled over. Still asleep.
The sealing ordinance comes with telepathy. That poor man has to listen to me yap when he's awake AND asleep.
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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GREEN fruit 🥝🍇💚 pineapple, sweet green grapes, tangy kiwi, and crisp green apple tossed in a fresh honey lime dressing with chopped mint.
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”



































