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TALLAHASSEE: A 14-year-old boy stunned a Leon County courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.
With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.
The boy calmly replied:
“Florida State Football. They can’t beat anyone.”
After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.
That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.
18 hits. 3 homers. An eight-run sixth. 🐊⚾
Florida 15, Troy 5 in a fall exhibition in Pensacola. Brendan Lawson finished a triple shy of the cycle.
February can't get here fast enough. 🔥
Kyle Pitts: 4 TDs in his last 3 games. 🐊
He had 5 all of last season.
Truck a guy, score, help him up. Gator manners. 🏈🔥
Favorite Gators win over Georgia. One answer. Go. 🐊
Mine: 52-17, Athens, 1995. Half a hundred between the hedges. 🏈
57 straight wins over Ole Miss. The streak started in 1990. 🐊🏐
No. 5 Florida swept 'em Sunday, hitting .393. Chaney 13 kills, Rothe 11 on .588.
9-0 in the O'Dome. Friday at Auburn. 🔥
Both teams ranked for this one for the first time since 2020. 🐊
Since 1990, when Florida and Georgia show up both ranked, the Gators are 10-5.
No. 17 vs. No. 3. Saturday. 🔥
Five days. 🐊
No. 17 Florida vs. No. 3 Georgia. Atlanta. Halloween. 3:30 ET on ABC.
The Cocktail Party moves indoors this year. Bring the noise with you. 🏈🔥
Georgia has won five straight in this series. Eight of the last nine. 🐊
Florida is going for its third top-10 win this season.
Streaks end. 🏈🔥
Moved up three spots without playing. 🐊
No. 17 Florida.
No. 3 Georgia.
Saturday decides who earned it. Halloween. 3:30 ET. ABC. 🏈🔥
WORLD CHAMPION. 🐊🥇
Skye Blakely takes the all-around at Worlds. 55.733.
Two Olympics lost to injury. Now the best in the world.
And she's a Gator. 🔥
First college goal for freshman Courtney Hogan, and it took a point off No. 25 Auburn. 🐊⚽
Down to 10 in the final minutes. Norah Abbott blocks a shot with 17 seconds left.
1-1. Georgia next, Nov. 1. 🔥
One week from tomorrow. 🐊
Sumrall's staff spent the bye on the road from South Florida to Texas.
Now the Dawgs get their full attention. Atlanta. Halloween. 3:30 ET. ABC. 🏈🔥
Friday night. Future Gators on the field. 🐊
Andrew Beard: 875 rush yards, 15 TDs, Prince Avenue 6-0.
De'Voun Kendrick: 18 tackles for loss, Carrollwood Day 8-0.
Davin Davidson: 1,374 yards, 13 TD passes, Cardinal Mooney 7-1. 🏈🔥
14 snaps. That's all Ty Jackson got at Texas. 🐊
PFF: 89.2 on defense, 88.1 pass rush.
Sumrall says the bye is for figuring out who earns more. Pretty sure we found one. 🏈🔥
Last time LSU saw Florida: Tigers won in five. 🐊🏐
Tonight they come to the O'Dome, where No. 5 Florida is 7-0.
Six ranked wins already, most since 2017. 7 PM ET. Payback. 🔥
Isaiah Brown: 43-inch approach vertical. 🐊🏀
Urban Klavzar: 2.99 in the three-quarter court sprint, tying a program record.
Rueben Chinyelu, 6'10 and 270: 37.5-inch vertical.
Defending national title contenders with hops. Tuesday vs Stetson. 🔥
Two Gators, one World Championships silver. 🐊🥈
Skye Blakely and Dulcy Caylor helped Team USA finish runner-up at Worlds. That's Blakely's third World Championships medal.
Gymnastics season can't get here fast enough. 🔥
