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Crazy and completely unpredictable that capitalism changed “ride-sharing” into “horrendously shit global taxi company with no benefits or insurance.” Next you’ll tell me the home-sharing app is just a dodge around hotel taxes and residential by-laws.
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*whispers* SkyDome forever
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There’s a ship stuck in the Chesapeake that’s called the Ever Forward and that is just peak this entire goddamn decade.
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Send the oligarch’s yachts to the Black Sea to be used as transport ships for Ukrainian evacuees, pass it on.
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Winter Games: Would you like to watch this obscure sport?
Me: No.
Winter Games: This athlete has never been hugged and is competing in memory of her deceased dog Sandy.
Me: I love the biathaskate, and have never cared more about any athlete than whatever that girl’s name was.
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Anti-sunscreen protesters congregate in front of melanoma treatment clinic, accost skin cancer surgeons, refuse to wear hats, squint angrily at the sky.
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Tell me voting for Trump is symptomatic of poor decision making, without telling me …
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Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”
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I got a letter from my niece awhile says she loves summer camp SO MUCH that she doesn’t cry at night anymore just sometimes during the day
Oh to be 8 years old making friendship bracelets between bouts of crying and sloppy Joe’s
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I got drunk last night and tried to explain to some non-Canadians what Scarborough is and they didn’t really get it and I’ve never missed roti the 401 and home more.
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Dogecoin and GameStop aren’t abnormalities, they’re reflections of our inherent attachment to chaotic humour, and a nod to the collective desire to create with one hand while destroying with the other. They are fundamental statetments that we are human. For better and for worse.
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Obviously a long ways still to go on this, but two positive facts from today:
- The UK’s r number is firmly back below 1.0 for the first time since Aug.
- Moderna’s vaccine efficacy has come in at 94% according to final results.
Long December, but there’s reason to believe.
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A brief history of US Presidents:
👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👨🏾🦱🤡👴🏻 – at Manhattan, NY
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America’s founding fathers also relied on large herbivores for transport, defecated into holes in the ground, had never heard of an antibiotic, and believed women were the property of their husbands. No. You do not need to follow their handwritten ideas verbatim for all of time.