
Formerly rated 'The best follow in Wichita' • TX's #1 Kraken fan 🦑 • they/them
Austin, TX
Joined March 2011
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The folks I meet at league have it all wrong. I'm not a frisbee person who's on Twitter, I'm a Twitter person who happens to play a little frisbee.
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i know john shen was heartbroken when they discontinued the panera lemonade that kills you
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There’s been a mistake. Jake Oettinger, you deserve a gun the most
Replying to @offsidenewsco
It's a Wonderwoll! Joseph Woll is this year's Goalie Who Deserves a Gun the Most. #LeafsForever
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We are vastly misunderstanding what makes you worthy of a spot in the IMF team
It’s not measured in how much you have to offer, it’s how much ethan and the gang fw you or not.
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Front page news: TEAM USA JUST MADE HISTORY 📰
#MensWorlds
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BOSS: Do you think we can move Monday's meeting to this afternoon?
ME (Photoshopping O.J. Simpson's Ford Bronco into the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile "Wienie 500"): Kinda slammed right now.
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mitch marner reading all these tweets of people switching up on the leafs AGAIN after seeing how good of a competitor the panthers actually are





































