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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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Find someone to help you fight, Invaders.
The world is about to go to war with itself
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Hitting “No Tip” at the Mexican restaurant and telling the waitress, “Remember the Alamo,” before she reminds me I’m at an Olive Garden.
































