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Peanut Butter Conspiracy

@PBClarke

Stickin’ food in my jeans. I reach my goals the old fashioned way: by out-waiting everyone else. Aspiring Boy Band Dadager.

 Edmonton
Joined September 2011
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It’s great but not a pleasure to scroll through this hell scape and all the bullshit hate jargon is instantly erased, for however short lasting this is. *Not a pleasure because obviously people died to clean up social media misinformation. What a world we live in *
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@FlavorFlavFeb 23
Formal invitation sent to the women’s hockey team,,; but if anyone knows someone with them,,, have them reach out to my great at the email in my bio. Let’s do this,!!!
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@Nugjokes12 Jun 2025
Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette
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jealousy professor@eclecticprawn20 Apr 2025
Replying to @consequence
@consequence
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Tony P.@Tbone721919 Apr 2025
Snorted coke off a Mötley Crüe cassette case in the front seat of a lowered Escort GT at a Ratt concert back in 89’ we didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you now.
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I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement
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Washingtons ghost
@washghost18 Apr 2025
It’s like that scene with the boulder in Indiana Jones
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i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picture
i like food
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Old Row Carolina@OldRowGamecocks29 Mar 2025
Honestly the last thing I expected to happen here
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i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picture
i like food
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i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picture
i like food
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Happy Gandharvas Day! #FirstDayOfSpring
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@NotHoodlum15 Mar 2025
"Dr. Ronny said it was a miracle that I survived the reporter's microphone attack. God protected me to carry out His mission."
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Chris Miller 🇨🇦@NSwilderness8 Mar 2025
Just trying to imagine America trying to take, and hold, Newfoundland. OMJ
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Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃@simpsons_DG28 Feb 2025
Mmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese...
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Oliver (@Oli_Oilfan) profile pictureOliver@Oli_Oilfan23 Feb 2025
Introduce yourself with 4 games
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……..aaaaaannnnnd there it is. lol
David Shuster (@DavidShuster) profile pictureDavid Shuster@DavidShuster21 Feb 2025
Reports in WH that an irate and humiliated Trump refuses to accept USA Hockey defeat and is claiming it was “rigged for Canada.” Something about refs allowing excess Canadian players on ice. NHL say no evidence anything would have changed outcome. Hmmm.
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This guy actually comes off in a composed manner but his reply guys are fabulously unhinged.
Taylor Lewan (@TaylorLewan77) profile pictureTaylor Lewan
@TaylorLewan7721 Feb 2025
Dawg I’m so sick. Congrats to Canada . The Winter Olympics can’t come soon enough 🇺🇸🥇
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