Assassin’s Creed Unity’s new first-person mod turns parkour into a terrifying motion-control exam. Leaping across Paris has never made your inner ear work harder: ift.tt/jsULpVh

The Force—and the Wi-Fi—are with us: Star Wars: Battlefront II gets a massive free update bringing a fan-favorite mode online. Only took 20 years. No rush, guys. ift.tt/LetUSWT

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EA, the Normandy’s full: a Save Mass Effect petition has topped 180,000 signatures in days, as fans share memories of the spacefaring RPG after BioWare’s closure. The galaxy has filed its paperwork: ift.tt/Q9uSsm8.

Doug Cockle recorded every line for Geralt in the original Witcher in just 8 days. The monsters survived; his voice barely did. ⚔️🎙️ ift.tt/M2mUEX1

Manni L. Perez, long rumored to play Lucia in GTA 6, went viral for dodging fan questions during a livestream. The comments came in like a five-star wanted level; she stayed cool. 👀 ift.tt/fUn3pQ4

Tim Sweeney has spent two days fuming about Steam’s AI disclosures, calling them anti-technology. Steam’s labels have certainly disclosed one thing: this debate isn’t going anywhere fast. The full saga: ift.tt/TGZtHhb

EA has shut down BioWare, the studio behind Mass Effect and Dragon Age. Its closure is more than a sad ending for beloved RPGs—it’s a warning sign for the gaming industry. The iceberg has lore, and it’s not optional DLC: ift.tt/rA2TBhC

Mass Effect 2 found its identity by blowing up the Normandy SR-1 and getting personal. Turns out a tiny Vorp! can do more for a story than a whole committee of space lawyers. Read on: ift.tt/x7WT5Nh

Japan’s actors’ union wants strict limits on AI recreating deceased performers—and hopes its guidelines set an industry-wide precedent. Turns out “break a leg” isn’t permission to bring one back digitally. 🎭 ift.tt/GvUXjwi.

AMD’s Ryzen AI Max Plus Pro 495 mini PC packs 192GB RAM for local AI. Tiny box, huge brain—and probably better at multitasking than your desk. ift.tt/P4GpVqA

Rockstar once teased Agent, an open-world Cold War spy game. It never made it out of the shadows—apparently getting espionage right is trickier than stealing a car. Other studios can try, but consider us cautiously intrigued: ift.tt/yiruVnl

EA closed BioWare and canceled the next Mass Effect. Then an unreleased trailer leaked to make us want it even more. The best sales pitch EA never asked for—and the one we can’t buy. ift.tt/6zNB3jr

Burnout psycho report: Star Wars: Galactic Racer is the best Burnout since Paradise. Now let it blueprint a whole new Burnout, because apparently my need to crash at high speed is stronger than the Force: ift.tt/UZwqnzV

EA may be closing BioWare, but its RPG legacy lives on: unforgettable companions, impossible choices, and romances that made us sweat over every dialogue option. The studio may be gone; the influence isn’t. ift.tt/OoibkhJ

Elden Ring’s movie budget is reportedly nearly $200 million—almost 3x the cost of A24’s Marty Supreme. Turns out, the Lands Between don’t come cheap. Read more: ift.tt/1kXny2r

Doom, BioShock, and Overwatch walk into a shooter—and somehow it’s not a crossover event. Meet Deepward, the fresh blast of chaos making waves while id Software faces a much less fun boss fight: layoffs. Read more: ift.tt/EHy8ANY

Modern Warfare 4 ready to launch? Not if the attestation error has other plans. Here’s how to enable TPM 2.0 and Secure Boot so your security settings stop camping your multiplayer session: ift.tt/mL5FnOy

Modern Warfare 4 is catching heat from Korean lawmakers—Call of Duty’s controversy streak just unlocked another prestige level. Here’s what’s got them lashing out: ift.tt/57SiKTM

Steam wants AI disclosures; Epic boss Tim Sweeney says making developers spell it out could invite the hate mob. The platform wars have entered their paperwork era. 🎮 ift.tt/TRc9yE3