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Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you! Braves/Kentucky/Patriots 🤷‍♂️ I sometimes do brackets/polls for no good reason.

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Joined November 2009
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but in all seriousness, I'd punch Ken Rosenthal in the face
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Ready for the bye week #NEPats
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AJ Brown.. worst trade ever?
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Christian Gonzalez is embarrassing.
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Happy Friendsgiving 🦃
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Honestly, China just wants it more. They were the better team today.
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Derrick Henry
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Gonzo getting exposed.
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2 hours on the tarmac @JetBlue.. unbelievable – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
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This girl is flirting with me in front of her boyfriend and it's becoming really really weird.
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I love seeing the Eagles suck.
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Now I'm having fun! Go Pats!
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Why are the Patriots corners playing so soft?
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Go Pats!
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Can confirm it's raining in Miami.
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“So how long ya been ubering for?”
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bar number 9
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The AJ Brown experience in New England
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Being down 10-0 in a World Series is brutal.
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"Tony Pollard having a great game on my bench." - everyone who has Tony Pollard in fantasy football
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