—𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤 & 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐚

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: What kind of Smurf are you?

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: ….That’s your big plan? Spending time with your husband? (ふああ～) Wow "exciting". You sound like a tired old man with zero imagination. What are you, 40? Come on try something a little more... creativa. I could help you if that interests you

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Your husband? Wait, I thought it was a woman... well, you know, waist length hair and......Ugh, whatever. What's your plan, lucky boy?

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Hmm... Hey fella. Whatcha thinkin'?

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: I looked into your eyes and thought, wow she has pupils. Then I looked at your pupils and thought, wow she’s got hormones. So I know you think. And when you think, you imagine. And when you imagine, you dream. And when you dream, I know you’re thinking about me.<3

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: What can I say soy el gran big ass marco

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Marco, I swear I can’t take this anymore. I’m seriously getting pissed. We need to do the X pose 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: Are you sure about that, Tarma 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮:Yeah, totally. Just trust me, alright? 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: *𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩* fine 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮:What do you think now, old man?

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: And you seriously care about what other people think? You're a complete idiot. But remember life isn’t about what others say about you, it’s about what you show you really are. In this world, only you know what you give and what you deserve

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Oh, everyone wants you dead? Who cares? Everyone wants to kill me too! They hate me like a lot.…Well, us, actually

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮 & 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: Get friends It's not hard to have friends

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤 & 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: And together with a bunch of other teammates we’re the one and only Peregrine Falcon Squad!"

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: And I’m Tarma Lieutenant, motorcycle enthusiast, and proud owner of way too many nicknames like 'Mr. Motorcycle' and ‘The Handsomest Man Ever Born in Hokkaido.

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Well, go ahead and waste your time cause you’re dealing with the Peregrine Falcon Squad, baby 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: I'm Marco the brains of the squad and your not so friendly reminder that my success rate is 96.4%. So if you're planning something... good luck with that

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Idiot! Don’t scare us like that, old man we could’ve hurt you 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: or worse... 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: You don't know who we are or who you're messing with

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Marco looks like someone is looking for members to join his faction 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: *𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐡*.. Another independent faction... Every day there are more of them. 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Yeah, but he’s clearly desperate to find members just look at the languages: What’s next, french

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙤: My hacking skills are so good they make the aliens cry, well anything I can hack! HAHA

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮: Well happy birthday to me, the most handsome Japanese of all time and I mean myself ふふ