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Chris of the Elder Noobs

@PHISHpointO

6/10/09 shocked and persuaded my soul to ignite. Music | Movies | Auburn football | Auburn basketball | USMNT

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🎶The terrible thing about hell Is that you’re posting from there and can’t even tell🎶
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I genuinely don’t understand this mentality. Literally every other major sport has a playoff and people watch the regular season. Why is CFB the only sport where a late season playoff push by a 6-2 team considered poor TV?
Zach Barnett (@zach_barnett) profile pictureZach Barnett
@zach_barnettNov 9
I’m on the complete opposite end of this, personally. A “meaningless” ReliaQuest Bowl was far from CFB’s biggest problem, and sucking the juice out of games like Miami-ND is not worth the squeeze. Not even close, IMO.
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Ngoy brings the ball down below his waist too much
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Kolby King is a dude
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Really getting the full Auburn experience today
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Auburn’s so cursed right now that we can’t even capitalize on a shanked punt.
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If Joel Gordon is on staff by mid-December then John Cohen shouldn’t make it to January.
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Dave Portnoy tearfully reading a land acknowledgment before every pizza review
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Getting wrecked on a Tuesday while watching a blue wave should happen once a month.
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@karenmotherof2Nov 4
Hammering Auburn tmw because I know the Pearl family is gonna want to let off some steam
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America’s mayor Muslim America’s bagels Jewish America’s map blue The Trump Admin is screwed
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In Woke 3 we’re removing Pat McAfee from College Gameday.
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Best scrolling night in years
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Under Woke 2.0 the Savannah Bananas will be drawn and quartered.
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Austin comedy is going to be weird for awhile
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Step 1: Block Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker Step 2: Block Schumer as Majority Leader
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Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandNov 4
For everyone thanking me for inspiring tonight’s results, hasan piker also deserves a lot of credit
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america today
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@PeterTwinklageNov 4
me and the boys monitoring MSNBC
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Popstonox
@PopstonoxNov 4
Hasan Piker's midterm election stream is currently the 2nd most viewed broadcast in the country with 210,000 live viewers He is behind only NBC's Steve Kornacki
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S/O to Texas for assuming those recent California transplants were all dyed in the wool MAGA chuds.
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@esaagarNov 4
Here's a useful way to think about what is going on in TX: The 8th largest economy in the world is experiencing regime change
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