$wank retweeted
#2014Faves RT @PINHEADROSS: When the teacher roasts you but she doesn't know you got an M9 in your backpack
$wank retweeted
*feminist complains about women being objectified in society and subsequently retweets a picture of a shirtless man*
McDonald's should have a third window where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window
Replying to @ouch_mouse
id smash RT “@SophieLaine: o ok teapaw.org/SophieLaine/status/516…”
Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy.
Apple apologizing for the U2 thing by giving you a Justin Bieber album is like taking your cold away and giving you aids
Lebron got his hairline back but ios8 won't let me keep my favorite apps teapaw.org/TwittaBasicBruh/status…













