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The truth will set you free

NO DON'T LOOK!!

How plotters look at the rest of us

When you took a long break from writing and don't suck

Writers defending their first draft:

You don’t hate your old writing cuz it sucks, you hate it cuz a different person wrote it

Plugging in my manuscript until it’s at 100%

Nobody: Writers at 1am:

Due to personal reasons, I will be shipping myself from Transylvania to England in a coffin

"Write the "Keep it perfect story idea!" in your head!" ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

It's not burnout, it's the realization that your hard work is meaningless in today's economy

If first drafts were a beer:

Can anyone work while being watched?? I freeze and type gibberish if someone looks at my screen

Did it hurt? When you realized making friends as an adult required too much effort?

did it hurt? when you found a tiny plot hole and had to rewrite your entire book?

Writers hoarding 50+ old versions of their manuscripts because they might need to reuse a sentence one day

no matter how bad your YA writing is, it's not as bad as Riverdale

finishing a story? people do that??

the 3 phases of writing: no story ideas / \ / \ / \ / \ ——— start writing too many but get bored story ideas