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Ever so slightly obsessed with Depeche Mode, The Cure and Pixies.

United Kingdom
Joined October 2015
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Comedian Stewart Lee called out Russell Brand all the way back in April 7, 2008. "The way Russell Brand makes up names for his own penis makes him sound like a child molester." The end is hilarious.
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Please don't believe a single word you hear or read from @slbsn. He was, quite emphatically, exposed by the club he claims to be an expert in. He knows absolutely fuck all about United, but is desperate to stay relevant. Chancer.
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Can’t afford Doris the cleaner but can afford a private jet , meals at Les Ambassadeurs and a night in Hôtel de Paris for the lads to confirm a decision that’s already been made by all accounts ?
NEW | Manchester United head coach Michael Carrick's future will be decided at a meeting attended by owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and executives Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox in Monaco on Wednesday. Meeting was pre-planned but Carrick will be discussed #mufc bbc.co.uk/sport/football/liv…
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I'd fucking laugh my head off if Wilcox and Berrada went to Monaco, got P45ed and left.
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So they briefed last night re Poch , now saying may even just be additions to Carricks coaching staff etc , they are utter clowns.
Man Utd chiefs Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox head to Monaco today ahead of pre-planned talks with owners. Recommendation on Michael Carrick’s future expected but confirmation unlikely before Thurs. Providing Carrick extra coaching support also on agenda. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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They not got a phone or Zoom ? It’s a humiliation ritual he doesn’t deserve regardless of his performance as manager this season.
NEW | Manchester United head coach Michael Carrick's future will be decided at a meeting attended by owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and executives Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox in Monaco on Wednesday. Meeting was pre-planned but Carrick will be discussed #mufc bbc.co.uk/sport/football/liv…
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Reeks of how we treated Van Gaal this with all these leaks . Theirs a way to do things.
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Oh gosh we’re gonna fund their Jan window by spending £75 million on him ain’t we ? #mufc
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Need Jonathan Woodgate taking charge at Anfield to officially complete the banter era
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Wonder if having them Amazon cameras in place will affect any new managers decision to join when they’ve got a relegation battle on their hands ?
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You can be of the opinion nothing will change until the owners are gone and still think the manager they’ve employed currently doesn’t have the tactical nous to get us up the league especially when in the relegation zone and not want relegation .
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Can’t wait for Wilcox’s in house tv interview when Poch finally gets his first wins for us in December against Coventry , Leipzig and Palace and puts it down to his own genius as we move just out of the bottom 3 on goal difference.
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Appointing a manager who relies on the ability to run for his system to work with a squad full of dossers and he’s already managing a national team during the international break you want to appoint him in ? Wilcox and Berrada are visionaries.
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How can you justify keeping a director of football who has now overseen the sacking of three permanent managers in three seasons, and made countless mistakes in the transfer market? Michael Carrick cannot be the only significant dismissal made over the break.
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Only Utd could sack a manager in an international break and try to replace him with a manager who’s managing a national team during that break leaving him no time at all to prepare for a trip to Anfield. Utter incompetence.
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Do it before it’s too late
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🚨 Manchester United bosses are now assessing Michael Carrick’s position as we head into the international break. The manager was given three games following the Bournemouth defeat to show he could turn things around. A loss, a comeback win and a crazy draw means questions remain. #mufc
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Crystal Palace have higher standards than our owners. Complete lack of self reflection by Ratcliffe et al , Wilcox , Berrada , Carrick should have gone weeks ago.
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