The thoughts of the PM direct from the Prime Minister’s orifice. Imposter syndrome in human form. Parody.
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What I have said today are the things that I have set out in what I was saying. And, as I’ve said, I have been very clear about that.
#RoadtoBrexit
I have been very firm with President Trump, that if he thinks for one second that he can break international law over Venezuela, well who am I to disagree.
Trump is going to get rid of the Department of Education. I don’t think the world looks at MAGA voters and thinks the problem is that they’re just too smart.
I have carefully considered the words of Elon Musk and concluded that he has either fundamentally misunderstood UK politics or he’s a functional idiot who has shat his pants.
So, our deterrent is now, “Come to the UK for asylum and even if you’re unsuccessful we’ll pay you”. This will definitely solve the problem.
Tory donors: “I’m a big old racist and I hate black women”
Tory party: “I don’t think what he was saying was a gender-based or a race-based comment, but it was clearly inappropriate. He has apologised and I think we need to move on from that.”
Frank Hester's defence now has cabinet-level backing.
Mel Stride tells broadcasters: “It’s clear that what he said was inappropriate. He has, as I understand it, apologised for those remarks. I think the critical point here is I don’t think what he was saying was a gender-based or a race-based comment, but it was clearly inappropriate. He has apologised and I think we need to move on from that.”
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“Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally like to impact my recovery from a serious abdominal operation by messing around with photo editing software before not having the work reviewed by any of our paid staff.”
#PhotoGate
Politicians often talk about cutting government payments to encourage those who are sick back to work. If you want to know how fairly that will be applied just ask if that includes Charles and Kate.
If one of your relatives dies because they can’t get a GP appointment or an ambulance, please remember that at least they got a 2% National Insurance cut.
#Budget2024
Wow, it’s like they know there’s an election coming up.
Over 400 migrants cross Channel in single day bbc.in/3V3OlTU
We must root out extremists undermining democracy with scurrilous lies. So if anyone knows who this woman is please contact Downing Street.
I hope you caught my Downing Street speech that I titled ‘Unelected Prime Minister is worried about democracy’.
Liz Truss was probably just caught off-guard by Tommy Robinson being called a hero because she was sitting next to a white nationalists neo-Nazi sympathiser.
#BBCLauraK
Oliver Dowden has explained how racist statements by Conservatives are not racist because we we said them in a posh accent.
#BBCLauraK
We’re re-releasing our old hits. If you liked ‘levelling up the North’ and enjoyed ‘the Northern Powerhouse’ then you’ll love ‘engine of the North’.
#BBCLauraK
Just a reminder that there are absolutely no parallels between the Republican party’s constant outrage over the border crossings while doing nothing to stop them and the Conservatives party’s constant outrage over the channel crossings while doing nothing to stop them.
You have no money, the country has no money, but we have made lots of money. So stick with our plan because it is working.
What are you doing today? Me, I’m watching the possible future President of America telling NATO allies that he’d encourage Russia to attack us. Totally normal guy.
The only problem is that voters don’t want to connect with me.
🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak will now be on the road three days a week to “connect with voters”
[@thetimes]