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President Jesus

@POTUSJesus

MAGA is dead. Rest in piss, losers. Son of God, Former President of the United States. Kinda Socialist. My Dad Hates Conservatives.

 Bethlehem, PA
Joined April 2020
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For all the #MAGA folks out there, a lot of us know that feeling because we've lived through it ourselves. You might be scared... confused...angry... feeling betrayed. I want to share something I heard from many of you when I felt that way: Fuck your feelings. 🤣🤣🤣
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My favorite part of Autumn is watching the states turn blue.
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LoL. #MAGA is so dead these influencer types are just spewing whatever they can to try and get rage engagement. It doesn't matter how stupid they sound, they're that desperate for clicks. Your movement is dead. @realDonaldTrump is cooked.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@NotHoodlumNov 5
He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
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@reggiebblueNov 5
omg. This montage from Jimmy Kimmel last night.
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BoboBowe697(PARODY)
@BoboBowe_697Nov 3
Replying to @Riley_Gaines_
So if it’s a blue wave you’ll believe that’s God’s will?
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I bet #MAGA were counting on those checks. 🤣🤣🤣
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greg
@greg16676935420Sep 30
“Super Intelligence”
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The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseSep 30
White House Accord on Super Intelligence
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Louder.
Gene Trevino (@GenoVeno73) profile pictureGene Trevino
@GenoVeno73Sep 10
MAGA: "Democrats are socialists." TRUMP: "$5,000 if you vote Republican." MAGA: "Yay, for socialism." And THAT is why MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.
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Congratulations to @charliekirk11 on reaching a full year of not saying anything racist or stupid. It's the longest he's ever gone @TPUSA.
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Look at this shitbag. Who knew Cousin Eddie was him punching up?
Randy Quaid (@RandyRRQuaid) profile pictureRandy Quaid
@RandyRRQuaidSep 1
Never shut up about how Trump has led us out of a very dark time in America. That was Obama’s eight years. He and his wife targeted free speech. America was oppressed.
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Watching them being mocked into oblivion is going to be so fucking satisfying.
PresidentLinkin (@Linkin1319) profile picturePresidentLinkin
@Linkin1319Sep 1
No matter what happens, MAGA, you will forever be known as the fucking dumbest bloc of voters in history.
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Why her and not him nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dol…
Dolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80

Dolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80

The beloved star’s team said she had faced a brief battle with cancer. In May, she cancelled a Las Vegas show and said she’d been undergoing treatment for kidney stones for several years.

nbcnews.com
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The #MAGA @realDonaldTrump pedo defenders are up in their feels this weekend...
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shut up, josh (@ChiefJosheola) profile picture
shut up, josh
@ChiefJosheolaApr 26
School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies. Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.
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Hit dog will holler.
Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) profile pictureChris Meloni
@Chris_MeloniApr 27
“Oh do you think he was referring to you” BRILLIANT
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This is the Biden paradox that #MAGA fails to grasp every time. One minute he was incapable of sitting upright, the next he's somehow plotting the downfall of western civilization.
Brian Chovanec (@Brian_Chovanec) profile pictureBrian Chovanec
@Brian_ChovanecApr 20
Replying to @shipwreckedcrew
According to you people, Biden was too addled and senile to walk straight and speak in complete sentences, but somehow sinister and powerful enough to make bulls stop fucking cows? Make it makes sense.
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Does ANYONE want a pope who is "strong on nuclear weapons"? @realDonaldTrump @POTUS and #MAGA outdo themselves again with their stupidity.
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Benjamin Cowen
@benjamincowenApr 11
Funny how “TDS” gets thrown around at anyone who criticizes Trump. If anything, the real TDS is pretending he’s incapable of being wrong and defending every statement, no matter how erratic, contradictory, or self-serving it is.
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Rodney
@cryptojourneyrsApr 9
I can’t believe I got duped into voting for someone with 6 Bankruptcies. Fuuuuuuuuuck
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