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Scotland, UK
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There SHOULD be a #Referendum in🏴, but it should be on the question of "Should the devolved institutions have Fiscal Independence from🇬🇧Treasury?"
coz the SNP have no answer to that.
Well, what would YOU do as head of the SNP, if faced with that?
I call this #OperationLiger
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"Beijing-stoke".
@TiceRichard @PatrickChristys @willgodley @PaulCoxComedy @CDP1882 @colinsutton @darrengrimes @Nigel_Farage @ZiaYusufUK @SuellaBraverman @SarahForRuncorn @danny__kruger @LeeAndersonMP_ @AndrewRosindell @Alexarmstrong @Benleo @beverleyturner @PaulDuddridge
🚨Total Bullsh*t!
Danny Tommo was refused bail.
He pleaded not guilty at Basingstoke Magistrates’ Court.
Father of four. Roofer. They kept him in a cell. Next hearing is September 29.
The government will not stop the illegal boats.
The man who went out there himself is locked up.
Stop the boats. Free the patriot.
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The Mast-er of the vessel always has all of the responsibility.
They were having a festival on this Yacht 🛥️. Then the captain chose to pass under a bridge without proper calculation of the height of the Yacht,he crashed it and there were people up there some people fell and got severely injured ❤️🩹☠️
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Of course, @UniteRightUK is the way to "Get It Right".
Doh![ver].
@CamillaTominey @JAHeale @montie @MrHarryCole @ShippersUnbound @SebastianEPayne
Any official spokesman/cheerleader for any political party will deny this . . . by definition. It's their job/role to do so.
🔔 Guston, Kingsdown & St. Margaret's-at-Cliffe Ward (Dover District Council) By-election result:
🟢 Green GAIN from Conservative
Congratulations to Cllr Ingrid Dodd
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If you have the data, and so are able to do this for local by-elections, then you could point this out to the more-likely candidate, who could inform the electorate in the ward, who could check it on your website directly, thus leading to success/proof of principle/spreading word
If there is an appetite for it, then we will not only advise people on what the tactical vote is for the next General Election, we will also advise people on what the tactical vote is in upcoming local by-elections.
Thoughts?
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Now the mechanism for putting this into practice has arrived:
@UniteRightUK votingright.uk/ #UniteTheRight
It really is quite simple.
If the right do not learn to vote tactically, we will have a left-wing government for eternity, despite a right-leaning majority.
There are some seats that Reform will never win, and voting Reform in those seats is a wasted vote. In those constituencies, Reform voters need to hold their nose and vote Conservative.
Equally, there are seats where the Conservatives have little or no realistic chance of winning, but Reform does. In those constituencies, Conservative voters need to hold their nose and vote Reform.
It is time for people in both Reform and the Conservative Party to stop being delusional, look at the reality in each individual seat, and vote for whichever party on the right actually has the best chance of winning.
Even if you don’t like the Tories, they are far better than Labour, especially under Kemi Badenoch, so do the right thing for the sake of the country. 🇬🇧
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PM Andy Burnham has said the main perpetrator in the killing of #PCHarper "will not be subject to any early release".
How is it that it IS possible to proclaim that 'the driver shall NOT be subject to it', but it is IMPOSSIBLE to say the same of the other 2?
@WasACop @Brick_Cop
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So, what is #AnBu's formal title, then?:
Our King/PM.
This 'king Prime Minister.
It’s so funny to me that the media refer to Andy Burnham as ‘King of the North’. The North East does exist you know, and we don’t know the fella from Adam!
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Precis:
Labour's assertion that a reduction in the number of small-boat crossings was down to their own actions . . . turned out to be a lot of wind.
For the last 12 days or so the Labour Government has said that their fake immigration measures have stopped the boats. Turns out there’s been a wind in the English Channel, which has since died down. Large boats have crossed today. And Labour’s plan of action? To appoint as immigration minister a woman who said she ‘doesn’t care’ about the boats.
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I refer to #AndyBurnham as "#AnBu".
He's not the first assassin of a Prime Minister to bear that name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anbu
#Burnham #Starmer #GEnow #Westminster #UKpolitics #KeirStarmer #coup #Cabinet
His 1st speech in Downing Street: "Coup-Day Tat".
How can Andy Burnham square his promise to stop the infighting in the Labour Party with the fact that his first half a dozen sackings were all Starmer loyalists?
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The dilemma faced by #Makerfield voters:
"I'm inclined to vote for #ReformUK . . .
. . . Butt-hole'd on a minute!
Do I really want to vote for *this* candidate?"
@MrMarkDolan @Emma_A_Webb @russellquirk
Mark Dolan reacts to Carol Vorderman’s Instagram video celebrating Andy Burnham’s Makerfield by-election victory.
@mrmarkdolan @Emma_A_Webb
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