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"Bad week for Elon Musk... They're ceasing production of that monstrosity the Cybertruck…you ever see anybody get out of a Cybertruck and think 'That guy's cool?' That thing was the definition of – rhymes with teabag" – Colin Cowherd
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Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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When my fucking pee pee met my mimi at the ol jamboree my grandma sure did make us her blue ribbon winning sweet cakes and relaxing queso that dribbled down your chin and on to your shirt
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JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird?
KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata.
JUDY: Amma wamma what?
CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own.
STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird.
JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart.
CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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Zac Taylor is the single most difficult obstacle for this team to overcome. The dude is like a 12th player on the field for the other team every game. Constant bad decisions and play calls to put extra pressure on the OL/QB.
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He got it from his mama.
Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.
His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
ALT An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.
