Bacon sarnie without brown sauce does not a bacon sarnie make....🥪

Just so you know @worcscc that Hindlip Lane between Blackpole trading estates and Ravenmeadow Golf Course, the road surface is literally melting, you can see the liquid bitumen coming out the surface of the road. Tyres make hell of a racket 🤣

Chose your @DVSAgovuk MOT station wisely. No way this would have passed its mot, with no advisories, in October last year. Rear suspension arm mount corroded enough for the arm to snap off. Chose carefully peoples.

Avoid Merriman's Hill & Rainbow Hill this morning #worcestershirehour @bbchw as it's pandemonium. Traffic lights all on red & traffic not moving. Take 15 mins to do 200 yards. Then get to the bridge on Brickfields Rd to find a bus sat blocking the whole bridge. Avoid the area !

Traffic lights in St John's @worcscc @bbchw by the Christmas Tree, are NOT working so it's a free for all around there. Will be chaos in a bit.

Loads of reviews saying how good these @marksandspencer chocolates are, compared to the usual rip off Cadbury etc, however you can't buy the big tin at all. Unless I'm prepared to drive to Manchester to get them. Literally, from Cheltenham to Birmingham, nobody stocks them !

On this day,220 years ago,the 21st October 1805,Ensign Richard Sharpe,joined Capt Joel Chase at the Battle of Trafalgar. 8 years later,now a Major, Richard joins Joel again on an adventure across France. Possibly his last battle,his last foray against the French. #amreading

Absolutely shocking sleep last night, went to 🛌 before midnight, gave up & went downstairs & finished reading @LeeChildReacher Tripwire 📕 Now to wait for a new 📖 to arrive

I've had to 'borrow' some cones & barriers @stwater, that weren't being used, to protect our hedge & the footpath, that vans & lorries insist on driving in to, in their attempt at turning around because they've ignored the road closed signs. Our hedge is taking a right kicking 😡

Hope you are going to sort all the broken kerb stones that you've been parking on @stwater when you finish the works in Broadheath.......

So the Duchess of Kent dies & she's relegated to the umpteenth story on @BBCNews The headlining one is about a tax dodging mp. Shame on you bbc.

Whoever is doing your traffic management @stwater needs to learn about where their placing the signs. Road is blocked by the signs causing incoming traffic on to the wrong side of the road, where you can't see them coming when your turning left. Ridiculous.

Dog walked this morning. Spotted the smoke from miles away. Completely the wrong direction route home but glad we went to investigate. Half dozen bales burning & call made to @HWFire. Could have been a lot worse !

Just got to Stourport for a dance competition with Grace. Can't pay for parking as cash or app only. Got no cash. Download app. Still can't pay as don't have my card on me to pay via the app !

A 🐰 A 📖 A 🍺 Friday night's are so rock n roll .......

8 hours to find a damaged wire on a EQC400. Buried between the floorpan & the battery. Great stuff. Not 😡

It's been 4 days since I did the job at work that in this state and their about as clean as their going to get. Can't scrub them too much as not a lot of skin left on them now 😕 #mechanicshands

So @stwater who pays for @BritishGas to come out & sort out our heating that, since the water went off this morning due to a burst water main in the village, doesnt work ? Wife works from home & is freezing. About time you replaced the pipe & stopped repairing it all the time.

No wonder the drink was free @GreggsOfficial , absolutely rank, barely any chocolate in the drink at all ! Pale water at best. Glad I didn't pay for it !

Seems folks are out looking for the northern lights this evening. I'm sat indoors,reading a 📖 I got for Christmas eating the Christmas 🍪 & washing them down with a glass of 🍷I got for Christmas !