she sells seashells

Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.

It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.

The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n. -- John Milton

You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

It's hard for me to buy clothes, 'cause I'm not my size. ― Steven Wright

If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.

Decisionmaker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his weight in other people's patience. ― John Updike

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. ― Franklin P. Jones

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

It's later than you think.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. ― Donald Knuth

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.

"Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle." ― Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.

Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains.

As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport. -- Shakespeare, "King Lear"

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. ― Abraham Lincoln