Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily) profile picture

Among other things, this is a LMM and OFMD stan account. she/her.

Austin, TX
Joined December 2008
Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)Photo by Abby Strite 🌈 (@ParadoxDaily)
Did lin... just... talk about my specific time on stage at FLS? Or is every audience volunteer peeing herself? #totallypossible #prettysurethisisme #linconfirm @Lin_Manuel @ChrisisSingin from Abby with the too many pickles and the No-Kid energy
1
9
Please support my show choir and get you some delicious popcorn! Everything ships straight to you. And it's SO good. Only 4 days left to support! s.dgpopup.com/nqf797t8
2
Abby Strite 🌈 retweeted
this is real btw
19
2,946
115
27,189
Sorry for my delayed response I was busy breaking generational cycles, surviving a global pandemic, watching the fall of America and trying to stay on top of laundry
69
2,567
200
16,339
Are you in my house
no u are not in your "slut era" u are going on spotify and searching up broadway soundtracks
1
Abby Strite 🌈 retweeted
won't someone please invent a nightstand the size of a dining room table for all my waters and lotions and books
229
3,025
257
46,008
I want to do this!
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
Abby Strite 🌈 retweeted
omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions
247
17,634
847
207,629
This is wonderful, I had no idea
my wife told me about the “customer of size” policy on Southwest Airlines where fat folks can get an extra seat for free (and pre-board) on all of their flights. I used it for the first time today and what a game changer for comfort.
OH MY YES
OMFG!! I AM INSUFFERABLE!!!!
2
WOW! 😍
In a historic first, Black women swept the All-Around podium at the U.S. Gymnastics Championships. 🥇 Konnor McClain, 🥈Shilese Jones,🥉Jordan Chiles. THIS is the legacy of Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, Dominique Dawes and so many other trailblazers who trained and stood alone.
6
🤗😁
‘The Sex Lives of College Girls’ Season 2 has wrapped filming.
SO TWILIGHT SPARKLE CAME TO PONYVILLE FROM CANTERLOT AND MET PINKY PIE, APPLE JACK, RAINBOW DASH, FLUTTERSHY, AND RARITY - SHE THOUGHT SHE CAME TO STUDY BUT WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDED TO LEARN WAS THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP SO SHE COULD BECOME AN ALICORN WHICH IS BOTH UNICORN AND PEGAS
4
Ow yes
Replying to @karenkho
Every Performance Review: "Erica, you have gotten 5 stars in every single category on your annual review. You are one of the highest performers in the company, and a real asset. We will not be able to give you even a cost of living raise this year, despite record profits."