𝐄𝐕𝐀. (𝗙𝗔𝗞𝗘)

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙥𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚. 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙮. 𝐄𝐯𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞 more info below. ♡ + ↻

"God, you're delusional! First you pretend like I don't exist, and now this? Look, you can still be my stan. Buy my training book, or some clothes from my fashion line, lord knows your wardrobe needs an update. But this... you and I, friends? Nuh-uh. Not going to happen."

|| Muse has been relatively low lately, bear with me, ya'll. <3

The pink-haired supermodel cringes emphatically. "You wish, you little creeper. Once upon a time? Maybe. MAYBE I would have allowed you to be in my presence. But, you've ruined any chance of that happening."

You know it, champ. 💋

𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘴𝘺, 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳.

Help. There's a crazy person after me. She's kinda cute but she has evil intentions.

Oh, fuck-... Hey, look, we can be friends, right? No need for any of this play toy stuff. Behaving just isn't in my nature. [Exclaimed in an audibly panicking tone.]

Uh, I-... what? No! I most certainly will not be your 'play toy'. Trust me, you don't want none of this, I'm more than you can handle.

Mhmm. Enjoy your 2 minutes of attention before he gets bored.

You're real funny, aren't you? Don't worry, I'll leave you speechless when I fuck your husband.

Are you kidding? I'm always on my worst behaviour. Good luck with that, though. I know to keep a lookout now.

Consider yourself lucky that you caught me off guard. @FuryCausesFear

》Little FYI for everybody, I don't spend a lot of time in DMs. I'm often just vibing on the TL. If I'm not responding, don't think anything of it.

You know what? I think I've come to terms with my ego, and it's time for me to apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm so much better than each and every single one of you. Yours sincerely, N.E.M. 💋

Afraid to make the masses boil in jealousy? I understand.

Cool. I guess I have an assistant now, then.

Kay Lee Ray is the luckiest woman in existence.