Parker
Statesboro, GA
Joined June 2009
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I mean this with my whole heart, whoever designed the Paris airport might be the dumbest person to ever walk the face of the earth.
Also if you think you should get airport priority because you have kids you deserve to be in jail. I shouldn’t be punished for your mistakes
Paris airport blows. Atlanta is still king. Always has been always will be. Best airport on planet earth fuck the rest
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Teammates. Best friends. But who has the better compliments?
@marvwon vs. @questmcody
Watch Ep. 3 of “The Nicest” - the world's most positive rap battle show here: youtu.be/I2ZnwxDKumQ @rone
@PayPal my account has been hacked and taken over and I’ve been on hold for 2 hours and no one will answer
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Don't Be A Boner Like This Guy. Why People Who Leave Negative Restaurant Reviews Are The Absolute Worst. barstoolsports.com/blog/3421….
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"I think once you go to college you basically lose your brain. You pay to donate your brain."
-@HotepJesus on Joe Rogan Show. 😂👊
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2v2 basketball tournament Hank & O’Malley vs Sas & Mush? Losers have to try meth
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Rich Strike was purchased for $30k last year & just won $1.8 million at the Kentucky Derby.
But rather than train, groom, and board the horse, you could have bet $30k on Rich Strike to win at 80-1 odds today & you would have won 2.4 million.
LESSON: Don't invest, just gamble.
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Normalize big leaguers calling hecklers “fucking pussies” after launching go-ahead bombs.
