Matthew Parks

Going to the early access screening of Sense and Sensibility in my finest flannel and khaki short combo, holding my moleskine and looking longingly at the moonlight

Still can’t get over Chef Donny’s performance on The Yak yesterday. Dude threw a perfect game, took a meeting, came back and threw a 20 strikeout game where he dh’d and hit a grand slam. Never seen anything like it.

How do cats know about fish if they hate water?

Anne Hathaway looks goooooooodddd

12 is the perfect amount of extra innings. After that if you don’t make it to 18 it’s just stupid

One Battle After Another

USA! USA! USA!

Board games are better in winter

I think all yakkers feel about @DaMidgetZimbo the way he feels about @clubtrillion

Do you think anybody in Walmart believes Tony Johns that he’s gonna fuck Alexis Fox? No way he’s keeping it a secret #YMHLive

Here we go #YMHLive

I feel bad for Will that he has to follow Tony Johns. #YMHLive

This is up there with finding RPC. One of the biggest moments in YMH history. Chips in a bowl cats eating kibble #YMHLive

I have the biggest smile. Tony Johns has been my favorite cool guy and to see him succeed is like this is somehow so heartwarming. #YMHLive

On the third day of Christmas my cool guy gave to me, three Christmas loads! #YMHLive

Put the Tony Johns Alexis scene on Charo’s onlyfans #YMHlive

What a life Tony Johns is living #YMHLive

Tony Johns, god what a cool guy. In the hall of fame of the hall of fame of cool guys #YMHLive

The Yak is the greatest show of all time

White Lotus is only a Jennifer Connelly away from a full house of my crushes with Carrie Coon, Michelle Monaghan, and Parker Posey.