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Mike

@PartayCaptain

I voted for Trump. I voted for the dismantling of the bureaucracy. Political, satirical, and occasionally spiritual commentary. 馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫

 Texas, USA
Joined August 2013
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Replying to @EricLDaugh
Lol
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Replying to @SenAdamSchiff
Schiff. This you?
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Replying to @kanyewest
Accurate.
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Replying to @IanJaeger29
This is the way.
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馃毃 BREAKING: Apparent video of a military helicopter and a commercial airliner having a mid-air crash and ended up into the Potomac River.
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Replying to @BasedMikeLee
I would snap like Thanos
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Replying to @vmariasustin @EricLDaugh
@vmariasustin @EricLDaugh
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Replying to @unusual_whales
@unusual_whales
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馃毃BREAKING: The JFK files could be released today according to reports. We are about to find out exactly what happened, what government agencies' involvement was, and who was involved. Major news!
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Replying to @ShadowofEzra
Carmen San Diego vibes.
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