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Pasta

@PastaLording

That Orianna guy ILMHoney💜 gang: @apocalipss_ @lanvvender My big D-@drinkmore28 (don't trust anything I post, I love lying)

 in the kitchen
Joined March 2021
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“Hey let’s start a podcast!” me and bro:
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Not a single thought behind those eyes
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I've been on league twt for 2 years and it's basically just this endless cycle e-girl: i'm racist e-boys: i'm a pedophile bonevoid:
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Tried to boot up valorant instead and it corrupted my graphics drivers and made my unable to boot into windows
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note to self, do not make fun of drew levin while your league name is public knowledge
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note to self, do not make fun of drew levin while your league name is public knowledge
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guys why did she leave me on read...
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the best buffet i've ever had was at a men's only orgy
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everyone always leave....
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the moment you turn 25 they take you to a dark alley and give you a lobotomy
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for my next trick, ill turn the celling red and chunky
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im gonna blow my shit clean off
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hi
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just watched my entire family get burned alive
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He is approaching.
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one of the worst feelings is heavily stalking someone only to find out they're actually a person and not a secret catfish returning to twt for the 5th time on an alt
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my bad
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