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Pat McCaffrie

@PatMcCaffrie

Can ride a bike. Used to ride it all the way to the ABC's #MadAsHell writers' yurt. 5 More Weeks Of This?! - https://teapaw.org/t.co/OPhBMEbfiv

 Melbourne, Victoria
Joined December 2013
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Job Interviewer: "So Sydney, we love your CV, but tell us...how would you describe yourself in 3 words? Sydney:
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Nothing prepares you for the site of a Tibetan monk reaching for his iPhone and uttering the words "Hey Siri"
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Overall I'd say China is a great place that will be absolutely phenomenal once they've finished it.
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Also in China, manhole covers bear smiling faces, happy to serve the dear leader. In the west they are dreary capitalist dogs. We should learn from this.
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I've been in China a week now, and one thing people don't talk about enough in the west is just how good the Chinese are, at Chinese food.
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I mean seriously, was this well-known?
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"If"? Has Greg Sheridan not noticed the global chaos since Trump was elected?
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If Gillard and Ardern are "has-beens" then why do you and The Oz still ask John Howard his opinion on anything?
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There. I fixed it.
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Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.
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If we could redirect the energy Andrew Bragg spends trying to destroy superannuation into the national grid we could power the entire Eastern Seaboard.
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"Sure Pauline Hanson's still a racist, but she sure does sound better doing it than she used to"
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I mean, imagine getting paid to write this shit.
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Ladies and gentlemen roll up roll up as James Massola presents *drum roll* Schroedinger's Hanson: she is both "not eloquent" but "practiced and polished". Be amazed as the media cleans up Hanson's every utterance before your very eyes!
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Barnaby Joyce: "Sure I literally had an affair with a staffer and denied it until the pregnancy was obvious for all to see...but how could you think I'm a liar?"
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READ. ANOTHER. FUCKING. BOOK.
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Also, just the grand irony of The Oz regularly quoting with approval a famous socialist...
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Credit to Charles Perrottet, he's got a commitment to the ICAC double-act...
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Credit to Anita Perrottet. You can't doubt her commitment to the "getting-completely-ruined-by-ICAC" bit.
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Credit to Anita Perrottet. You can't doubt her commitment to the "getting-completely-ruined-by-ICAC" bit.
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The AFL: "Sure they can still win the Brownlow...but they sure as hell can't enjoy free scallop and tarragon butter canapes and Bollinger while doing it!"
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In what universe is being told I can't be physically present to hear Andrew Dillon read names and numbers, any kind of punishment?
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