Pat Homer

If you turn a regular ass dish into a casserole, you’re the kind of person that deserves to stub your baby toe every day

Still thinking about that time we got a negative review at the restaurant because the work station played “too much”@MCRofficial 2 issues with this. 1 as if that is a possibility 2 it was two songs within a half hour, calm down

You ever find out you live rent free in some petty dude’s head? Like buddy this is not a competition but I LOVE that I’m winning in your head

So I was in the middle of nowhere for a couple days which was tight because I felt good about not getting texts or calls or anything unTIL I FOUND OUT ABOUT RBG WHEN I GOT BACK😭

Bare fuckin minimum

Y’all not get the irony of going to a restaurant on Labor Day and making us work extra for you???

I have honey vanilla chamomile tea, my first full day off in 2 weeks, and there’s a light thunderstorm in the distance. I have peaked

Jean Valjean in Javert’s mind like

Today after literal years of working multiple jobs I bought a car and I’m so hyped

I like really burnt my right arm so bad at work last night that I could not make a fist with my right hand and today I can barely tell the burn was there. So if marvel hasn’t cast a new wolverine, hit me the fuck up

Watching West Side Story with my roommate and during Maria I heard a sniffle. It was because of a yawn, not crying like I assumed. her response was “no but thanks for playing” 💀

I know I brag about my cooking skills but I just did unspeakable things to my attempt at Gluten Free cupcakes because I am the definition of hubris

Just to clarify we still want justice for #BreonnaTaylor like that hasn’t gone away

Trying to find a more pleasant way to end my emails with elected officials other than “eat shit” but it’s getting difficult