The command center of The Patriarchy. Men get their edicts, news and Male Privileges™ here. A parody of feminism's The Patriarchy. Pronouns: Sir/My Lord.
Omnipresent, yet invisible.
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Patriarchy Central is intended to be a parody of "The Patriarchy" of feminist lore, with a twist. The twist is that Patriarchy Central doesn't promote actual violence against women (or men for that matter), as feminists often suggest that "The Patriarchy" does.
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Being mean or bullying someone is so weird to me.
Because healthy people have no desire to embarrass, belittle, or just overall, intentionally hurt people.
Only toxic people want to harm others.
Men: Good news! Your monthly Patriarchy check for November 2026 is now ready.
Check is in Patriarchy dollars. One Patriarchy dollar is currently worth US$ 0.00. Value may vary in other currencies due to exchange rates.
*Not available to traitors to The Patriarchy.
Tom Golden @trgolden has created a rather amusing video based on one of my Tales from The Patriarchy cartoons.
It was posted there a couple of weeks ago, but I only just got back from Australia now to post it here.
The Patriarchy in The Doorknob Edict:
menaregood.substack.com/p/ma…
I am back from a nearly three week trip to Australia.
Back to posting more Patriarchy stuff.
And Tales from The Patriarchy will resume the adventures of everyone's favorite Patriarchs after they wake up from their three week mushroom induced slumber at the California commune.
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We at The Patriarchy are mentioned in this excerpt posted by @SteveStuWill.
And yes, we should not be blamed.
What this awful woman is saying about us at The Patriarchy is a vicious lie.
In fact, the second panel reveals this.
~The Patriarchy
And this is going to be the last installment of Tales from The Patriarchy for a few weeks, as I'm going to be too busy to continue the series for awhile.
Will everyone's favorite Patriarchs be able to continue on to San Francisco as planned, or will they have head home?
The Patriarchs meet the hippies of the Free Spirit Community. Both groups think they’ve found some like-minded people, until the “special mushrooms” take the Patriarchs on a long and unexpected trip within a trip.
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The Patriarchs meet the hippies of the Free Spirit Community. Both groups think they’ve found some like-minded people, until the “special mushrooms” take the Patriarchs on a long and unexpected trip within a trip.
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On the way to San Francisco, The Patriarchy spots the Free Spirit Community selling sandwiches and decides to stop for a bite. Little do they know, they’re about to take a very different kind of “trip.”
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They were NOT oppressed by us at The Patriarchy.
The current discourse on women's gym clothes reminds me of the insane discourse from feminist ExJW.
1. They complain that they were oppressed by the patriarchy and forced to dress conservatively when they wanted to dress like prostitutes when going to church.
2. Men are required to dress FAR more conservatively than women. So its wild how much they whine and complain when you dont see anywhere near the complaints from men.
3. Standards for JW clothing is just modern business professional. Its not like the amish or FLDS. Its not a burka. Its just that JW have standards and feminists are opposed to women being held to any standards whatsoever
4. When you scratch the surface its actually THE OTHER WOMEN in the congregation that tend hen peck each other to death about their clothes, nails, and hair styles.
I'm just so disgusted by progressive lies.
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The Patriarchy takes a leisurely stroll through Solvang and discovers that not all windmills are created equal.
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This is incorrect.
The Patriarchy is a real organization that does many good things for the world.
~The Patriarchy
