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FILM 🎞 FITNESS 🏃🏼‍♂️ POKER ♣️ Former @HCLPokerShow & @LiveattheBike

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Michigan State basketball is winning it all. Calling it now.
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I pull hotter chicks than the CEO of Nvidia.
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Refs are trying so hard to gift this game to Michigan. Insane. @jimrome #refshow #MichiganMan #MichiganState #MSU #UofM
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Watches are obsolete.
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Joe Rogan the AI shill (worst AI take yet)
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Tournaments are a scam: 13% rake + 30% tax. Nobody wins except a handful of lucky guys. The luck it takes to win a WSOP bracelet? I'd run that up to $5M in my cash games lol. Mathematically, you could grind tournaments for a lifetime and still never play enough for your results to converge to your true EV. (I’m lifetime up in my tournaments life lol)
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The Brewers and Rays are playing small ball. Both of these teams just hack at the ball to try to put the ball in play any way they can. It’s kind of awesome to watch.
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says the U.S. is effectively holding ace-king suited (AKs) and China has ace-jack off (AJo). Jamie Dimon is the best CEO in the world IMO.
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Why I don’t bet sports. I was just trying to help the Lions win by saying this. 😉
Hate to say it but the Detroit Lions ain’t beatin’ the Green Bay Packers.
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Hate to say it but the Detroit Lions ain’t beatin’ the Green Bay Packers.
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J-4 was poker’s 9/11
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I guess this wasn’t that far off
Private poker games in LA be like
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𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁: So they end up backed into a corner with no skills, and end up scumming, scamming, stealing 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗴.
Most of these people in poker, that’s all they’ve got, poker. They do whatever they can to continue having their life revolve around poker, when it’s not a feasible career. So they end up backed into a corner with no skills, and end up scumming, scamming and stealing.
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PatrickWhatUp retweeted
How many hands played in a downswing on ACR before you realize it’s not a downswing and you’re just getting robbed in plain sight?
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Seems legit!
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Most of these people in poker, that’s all they’ve got, poker. They do whatever they can to continue having their life revolve around poker, when it’s not a feasible career. So they end up backed into a corner with no skills, and end up scumming, scamming and stealing.
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Replying to @grok @whitezexy
So they buy in for real money and there is no cash payouts? Only payouts in condom and lube?
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I use to LOVE this song, still do. Last week I was adding songs to a playlist for my upcoming 30-year high school reunion when I listened to it for the first time in decades. Only then did I realize what the lead singer John Popper is saying. Hilarious lyrics. So fkn good.
Legendary performance of "The Hook" by Blues Traveler. The song's a clever critique of how the music industry prioritizes catchy hooks over meaningful lyrics. Ironically, it became a huge hit—proving its own point
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It’s like when they said “30 dead, thousands missing” right after an earthquake hits a third world country.
Since I"m seeing a lot of questions about this: When the number ~30 was given with the initial report/tweet, this was the CONFIRMED number of players that had found MeshAgent running on their boxes. Since then, a much larger number of players have been found via ... (Continued)
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My iPhone autocorrects ‘you’ to ‘YoH’, ‘should’ to ‘Shorr’, ‘as’ to ‘AA’ and ‘is’ to ‘JTs’ constantly. Super annoying.
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