PATSHOPPEDUP TAKIN OVER FOR THE 9 9 AND THE 2000. Retired baby model. Founder of Mullin Made. 1/2 of @ShutUpLetsEat IG: PatsHoppedUp
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If Twitter really does collapse soon, it'll sting extra hard that it's happening RIGHT before Spotify Wrapped drops. Like what am I supposed to do, walk up to strangers on the street and brag to them in REAL LIFE about my shitty taste in music?
Can confirm that everyone with a beer podcast is convinced that the exposure to their 27 listeners is the secret PR move that will finally give a large regional brewery its big break
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Sitting here debating between 5 different horror movies/shows that all dropped on streaming today and god I love October so fucking much
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Absolutely perfect night for some beer braised short ribs and mushroom + gruyere polenta gratin 🤤
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Popped into an estate sale today to see if they had any good vinyl. They absolutely did not, but they DID have this sweet, completely unworn vintage @Royals shirt from their 1985 World Series run. Pretty stoked about this find!
Wow, just in time for Halloween, Joe Biden pardons thousands of criminal WEEDHEADS so they can hand out MARIJUANA CANDIES to trick or treaters and then consume the childrens' souls. Wake up sheeple, the plan was outlined on Hunter's laptop in the file "Joecus Pocus.docx"!!!
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As someone who works in digital marketing I find it highly offensive that Twitter now shows me view counts on my tweets so I instinctively start trying to calculate my own engagement rates, THIS IS VIOLENCE
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There are so many ridiculous things about this that are worth criticizing but I'm fixated on "Bro-Scientists". I mean hello, the name "GUY-entists" is RIGHT THERE and that's what they chose instead?
Tucker’s new special ‘The End of Men’ features tips from ‘Bro-Scientists’ on how to restore manhood: Raw eggs, sleep on floor, cold showers, and testicle tanning, among other things.
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So a local restaurant previously owned by established industry vets is forced into a change of ownership by investors, the chef and the entire staff walk out due to the changes, and now the rebranded new concept has turned off commenting on all social posts. Seems promising!
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By the time they actually go on this tour it's gonna be Rage Against the Oxygen Machine
BREAKING: Rage Against the Machine have canceled their 2023 North American tour as frontman Zack de la Rocha continues to recover from a torn Achilles tendon. cos.lv/OiA050L176u
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My sister is having a baby in December (I'm gonna be a first-time uncle!) and I had the joy of working on her baby shower website. She and my brother-in-law love baking and had @theuppercrustKC at their wedding, so I created this little pie baby ("Cutie Pie") for graphics. ❤️
Tonight I finally revealed (and performed) to my wife that I can rap the entire first verse of Savage Garden's "I Want You" and I'm shocked to say that it didn't work as a seduction technique the way I thought it would.
My god the ratio on this tweet
He’s a great quarterback, sure. But he only cares about how he looks, not his team. | Opinion kansascity.com/opinion/lette…
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My wife works in catering and tonight at an event, a guest didn't like their food so they walked up to my wife, spit it out in front of her face, then walked away without saying a word. In case anyone's still wondering why nobody is scrambling to go back to service industry jobs.