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Big Ben silent as the crack of crypto drives the president of preening. Gen Starmer tells a select few that he has been offered a gold toilet for No 10 if he bombs Venezuela and a matching toilet roll holder if he kills a few thousand Nigerians. Capt Reeves advises against.
Big Ben silent as the beasts of Brexit gorge on the pain of poverty. Chaps gather round the mess telly to watch Capt Healey and that Laura woman duke it out. He has been told not to mention buying new curtains for the little ladies. Flowery coasters in every pot, he says.
Big Ben silent as the porn of power titillates the prepuce of privilege. A busy day for me as I prepare for the Xmas turnip rush. No fears of turnip flu so it's full steam ahead with the carving and painting. I'm also applying to become a citizen doctor. Thanks, Wes.
I wouldn't class Keir Starmer as "The Left" but I can think of a long list of Commie traitors.
The Bank of England
University lecturers
Iain Duncan Smith
Rory Whatsisname
Thinktanks (can't remember any names)
Sainsbury's
Landlady of the Queen Vic
You
I see the usual suspects are orgasming uncontrollably over Rachel Reeves' Rentgate. Kemi Badenoch has wet herself in three interviews. I myself will make no comment other than to refer these cretins to Monty Python's Dirty Knife sketch.
youtu.be/cnVsR5tpf38?t=5
Big Ben silent when the kinetic death of democracy falls on the skiffs of scapegoats. Capt Reeves announces that refugees will be moved to non-existent camps and she'll blame the Home Office wallahs for the problems. Chaps applaud politely and quietly check their territories.
Paul retweeted
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Trevor Phillips’ claim that @UKLabour “deliberately” downplayed the racial and sexual dimensions of grooming gang scandals is a serious charge.
It's also a misleading one, built on selective readings and his own long-standing personal and ideological hostility toward Labour.
“The government clearly never wanted these two things to be put together.”
Labour has tried to play down the intersection of race and sexual predation because much of the grooming took place in Labour councils that did “nothing,” says @TrevorPTweets.
@FiFiGlover | #TimesRadio
6 million households will receive £150 off their energy bills?
Has it occurred to you that if 6 million households need this then there's something very wrong with incomes, cost of supply or both.
Fix the problems rather than just throwing our money at suppliers.
We’re determined to tackle energy affordability for families.
This winter, nearly 6 million households will receive £150 off their energy bills through the Warm Home Discount.
If you're eligible, look out for a letter telling you what to do next.
👉 gov.uk/government/news/famil…
