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Paul the Alien

@PaulTheAlien

#Fugitive • #Celebrity • #Slacker • #Joker • #Alien Following me guarantees you won’t get probed in the night. Honest.

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Joined February 2011
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#PleaseStopTellingMeTo take off my mask, you humans are full of cooties and all sorts of nasty viruses 🦠. I might be stoned but I’m not stupid. #coronavirus #covid19
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Star Wars@StarWarsPR17 Aug 2020
When Darth Vader found out the advanced filtration system in his #facemask will stop him catching #coronavirus. #starwars
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Phúc Mî I could use a beer right now.
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Star Wars@StarWarsPR31 May 2020
instagram.com/p/CA2nGHuHNWf/… Spotted on #Instagram by talented digital artist Doghollywood, this epic miniature #starwars photo adventure featuring Luke Skywalker, R2-D2 and a crashed X-Wing is awesome!
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Happy Friday! #TGIF
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JediOrderPR@JediOrderPR21 May 2020
In a Parallel Universe Captain Kirk was a Stormtrooper. #starwars #startrek
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Star Wars@StarWarsPR19 May 2020
Let’s get this right, Jabba is not #morbidlyobese. He’s a misunderstood, big boned, cuddly, late night snacking couch potato kind of Hutt. Labels people, labels. #starwars
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If you’re easily offended by aliens - fuck you and grow a pair.
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Wow, people unfollowed. That’s hardly SOCIAL media is it you fucktards?
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I AM NOT MAN I am an 👽
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Does anyone know where I can score some decent #weed on this planet? Asking for a friend. 👽
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It’s not so secret is it if it’s “advertised” on social media is it? It’s no wonder humans haven’t got any further than the rings around Uranus 👽
SPACE.com (@SPACEdotcom) profile pictureSPACE.com
@SPACEdotcom16 May 2020
Space Force to launch X-37B space plane on secret mission Saturday. Here's how to watch live. dlvr.it/RWlc8b
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Laser lightsabers up the wazoo, huh dude? I’m listening. 👽
Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine (@BleedingMarine) profile pictureBleeding Heart Liberal Marine@BleedingMarine15 May 2020
The Trump plan to destroy coronavirus: Space force Super duper missile Operation Warp Speed Laser lightsabers up the wazoo Phasers set to bleach May the farce be with you. #TrumpHasNoPlan
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FYI... Aliens don’t go near any human ass that has consumed Sprouts. But don’t treat this information as intelligence for your defence, I’m just saying their asses stink. 👽
Erm, they’re a bit late Abel dude. It started in 1947 in case you didn’t notice - and you call yourself a Prof? I may pay you a visit one night and do some nocturnal rectal investigations to prepare you for that “invasion”.
Prof. Abel Méndez 🔭 🔬 (@ProfAbelMendez) profile pictureProf. Abel Méndez 🔭 🔬@ProfAbelMendez16 May 2020
Good, the US are making early preparations for an alien invasion. Not like that SARS-CoV-2 who took us by surprise. 🙄
Everyone needs a hobby dude, mine just happens to be digital redacting on Reddit & Twitter. There’s nothing to see here.
MJ Banias (@mjbanias) profile pictureMJ Banias@mjbanias15 May 2020
#UFOs over Brazil? Reddit posts being deleted? Twitter hashtags #MAGEUFO vanishing? What is happening? vice.com/en_us/article/pkyy5…
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Quite right we don’t Tory. Great to see that implant I stuck in you is still working dude. We must roll a fat one some time.
Tory Bruno (@torybruno) profile pictureTory Bruno
@torybruno15 May 2020
Shhhhhh. We don’t talk about the alien technology... ;)
Pammie Cakes I need a Green Card. Are you married?!
Pammie Cakes (@bibi_miChichi) profile picturePammie Cakes@bibi_miChichi16 May 2020
Replying to @PaulTheAlien
I laughed so hard at this response 🤣💀
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Who wants to get probed this evening?
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I might use a little Space Force on #Trump’s ass. The dude could use a good rocket up it.
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