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Ornithological influencer. Painter Author. (Cartoonist) https://teapaw.org/t.co/YIH2JEbCIr https://teapaw.org/t.co/Et9REmQ5QC

London, England
Joined October 2009
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None of Russell Brand’s fellow comedians have rallied around to support him. Even Jonathan Ross who threw him under the bus all those years ago is silent. Russ stood up for him by sucking up all the blame. Gervais, both Carrs, Amstel or Noel Fielding all absent. Arseholes all
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I’d literally no idea that the verdict was in. I thought the jury hadn’t delivered their verdict yet. I stand corrected. Sorry for not keeping up to date. I just thought it was odd that only his wife had taken the stand to defend him. That’s all.
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Underwhelmed by Merlin ‘Entertainment’’s pledge that the gentoo penguins currently serving life at Sea Life London might get a look out of a window by 2028. For fuck’s s*ke! This continuing injustice is up there with Lucy Letby & Jeremy Bamber @ChrisGPackham @WildJustice_org
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Why was Bono impersonating Jimmy Savile at U2’s fiftieth anniversary in Dublin yesterday? The songs were great, but I thought it was too soon to be channeling the old rogue?
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To the Whistler exhib at Tate Britain. All the greatest hits and more nocturnes than you could throw a pot of paint at. Didn’t realise what a fine draughtsman the cantankerous old rogue was. Or what an an*l old cunt Ruskin was to bankrupt him in court. @ahistoryinart @Tate
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Interesting that the BBC should invite Liverpool’s foremost Lucy Letby lookalike to present their coverage of the Thirwell report today
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Poor Amol Rajan would never have indulged in such ill-disguised pleasure at Reform/Farage being set up by stunt reporters. Nick Robinson is such a pompous arse. More Emma Barnett and the other girl, please. Rajan must be spinning in his grave! @BBC @amolrajan @Emmabarnett
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Anybody know what this animal is???? That wizard app Merlin doesn’t know, do you? My money is on a bilious fox…
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Bill will be spinning in his grave. Avoid, is chatGPT’s sage advice… @IoloWilliams2 @bonxie @Birduder344 @birdingetc @BirdwatchExtra
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To the Frida Kahlo at Tate Modern. Liked a self portrait didn’t she? Patron saint of lush eyebrows, she has a non binary followers who were in ecstasy. My favourite piece? ‘Woman With Raven on her Brow’ (1937) or Human League’s frontman, Phil Oakey @ahistoryinart #Frida
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Amazing creature.
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Cant believe the half time #bbc advert. Did Lord Reith die in vain?@BBC @bbclaurak @bbcarts
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Spain, Argentina, Alan Shearer and Guy Mowbray all still feeling each other out at the #world_cup_final. The Geordie banality-spaffer failing to excite even more than the players.Why aren’t the Argentinians assaulting the Spaniards like they did #Tuchel’s boys? #TheRestIsFootball
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Who the hell is this Dr Congo who is all over the back pages?
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Summer Exhib Highlights 2.. Humphrey Ocean continuing to fuck *p the feet of birds with ‘Hobbled Curlew’; Giotto Glans’ to-die-for ‘Copper’s Helmet’; Tracey Emin’s ‘Dynamic Gas*’; Bob Champignon’s ‘Poorly Observed Horse’ . Great stuff @ahistoryinart @royalacademy
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To the Summer exhib at RA. Early highlights: Milo Tittling’s ‘Cat Flaunting It’s Vadge’, Bessie Pad’s lyrical ‘Cabbage Shit’, David Hackney’s ‘Fungal Trumpets’ & Gaia Waddling’s broody ‘Iconic Cunt Sn*ke’. Another strong year indeed. @ahistoryinart @royalacademy
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Excited to share my pic of keen birder Bobby ‘Ratners’ Moore, the birdwatching skipper of England’s World Cup winning team in 1966. I was only five, but vividly remember being inspired to go out into our garden and find a Garden Warbler! Talk about precocious. @ahistoryinart
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There you go! 👇
Great piece on Hockney by @JANUSZCZAK in today’s Sunday @thetimes . Beguilingly, Waldy doesn’t claim to have been DG’s friend & pupil (Marr), or smoking buddy (Barber), but sums up the great man’s life with economy and objective affection. Excellent! @ahistoryinart
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