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Heads a mess. Got a cute dog though.

Joined May 2018
I’m that confident guy that always smiles and is a bit cheeky and flirty, all while falling apart on the inside. #mentalhealthawareness
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I love Carrick, I want him to do well. I’d love nothing more than an ex player succeeding as United manager and winning trophies and competing in the league. But he and his team really need to start training these players how to defend properly
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The cheer for Dalot being subbed was the only decent thing about that game
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Proud of myself for drinking until 2am and not being sick 😅
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Day drinking into night drinking! If you see me out, buy me a drink I’m poor Be good…and if you can’t be good, be good at being bad
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You can only have one for the rest of your life, which are you choosing?
47%Custard Cream
41%Bourbon
12%Poll Nonce
225 votes • Final results
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Baby
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Made another chilli pasta
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Was just wondering why there was so many fireworks going off, then checked the date 😭😂
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Surviving on caffeine and hopes and dreams today
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Haircut ready for the weekend shenanigans
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Gonna be honest, didn’t think we had a win in us 😅
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Had chips and curry sauce on the way to the ground so even if we play shit again I’ve enjoyed some part of the night 🥲
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Match day
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Here’s my smiley face
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Not me. I’m good with all 3 😅
People be eating ass and sucking on toes but draw the line on tomatoes
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Is anyone watching this Bradley Walsh betting thing that’s just been taken off air?
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Completely lost my interest now it’s not real 😅
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