Owned by 2 dogs, professional bullshitter, mixer of words, and tells it like it is. #ChiefsKingdom #Royals #Jayhawks

Joined March 2011
People remember people who remember them.
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I miss the days of sitting down and reading a nice thick newspaper.
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Chiefs Kingdom, who wants a signed jersey from our newest cornerback?!? RT for a chance to win‼️
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There isn't enough humans caring about other humans.
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There should be a tax on ignorance.
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Life: Good morning! Me: Fuck off.
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I'm sure you're nice but I only talk to people from 2012 twitter.
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What a moment for DeAndre Hopkins. 12 years in the league. Four teams. Five-time Pro Bowler. First AFC title game in the books, and now first Super Bowl on the way. "They gave me a shot." #ChiefsKingdom
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Patrick deep throws are just depressing now
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Couldn't untangle my Christmas lights this year. So I plugged them in and threw them out in the front yard. Christmas tumbleweed and done.
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Bo knows you want this limited Topps card to celebrate Bo Jackson's birthday! 🔥 Like and repost for your chance to win.
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Everyone: We're kicking their ass with just plain old football. Should we just keep doing that? Andy: Nah.
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That point when you can either keep talking and make matters worse or just shut up. Me: *still talking
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MLB has far and away the worst replay system. He was clearly out.
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Last night, I thought I was the kind of person who wanted to get up super early today, I’m not that person anymore.
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“It was nice meeting you” ~me, lying
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I can't control what my face does when someone is being stupid.
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I am extremely patient as long as you hurry the fuck up.
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“Are you fucking kidding me?” ~me, all day long, about everything
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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
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