I have a solution. The evidence and sentiment surrounding Kimchi and the extractive sphere of KOLs using @Pumpfun as a platform to farm the trenches are clearly at odds with our goal of developing a stronger early-stage model that allows talented technologists to enter the crypto ecosystem and thrive. We are currently propping up the best salespeople and actors and selling them as the best “traders.” Imagine if NBA basketball were played by the best actors pretending to be good at basketball instead of the most talented athletes. What would the value and popularity of that product be? It would be considered a scam of a product. Not dissimilar to how the general population views the current state of the trenches. Hence, I have created another suite of onchain contracts to attack this problem head-on. That solution is “Books,” an ERC-6551-powered tokenized trader launchpad and trading engine where creators can monetize not through what they say, but through the quality of their trading execution over a selected epoch. A suite of contracts that can integrate into any social trading platform, allowing talented traders to access liquidity quickly to execute short- and long-term trading strategies while earning 20% of the net profits they generate. We want to reward execution, not performance theater. The best traders should be the ones attracting capital, not the best actors. Social Capital Markets by StonkBrokers (@ClutchMarkets) goes live on Robinhood Chain on Tuesday, October 27, in collaboration with @MancerXYZ.

$STONKBROKER goes Hyperliquid. A new community initiative is underway to bring $STONKBROKER to Hyperliquid spot, with perpetual futures as the next goal. Here's how the initiative works and what needs to happen first.

Congrats to the team on their launch 🥂 Collector Crypt RWAs are now available on Robinhood Chain through the Stonkbrokers ecosystem. What a time!

TheCardWall has a special stash of slabs queued up to rain on this activation. Quote this + your alley pull + your coin. 🫡 PS: OPTCG PLAYERS! You're up! Clock in. The biggest OPTCG sim tournament is right around the corner.

In less than 12 hours since launch Stonkbrokers Smart LP has accrued over $620,000 in deposits. I also just added smart LP vaults for $tendies, $shroom, $boner, $delta, $chump, $meme and $microduck These vaults represent not only some users first experience into higher level DeFi process but also help the core liquidity infrastructure of Robinhood as a whole. For me that’s a massive win. If you have a have a token you’d like me to add an easy mode LP vault or volatility farming vault for drop it in the comments below👇

Vlad Tenev has been clear that the ethos of stock tokens is making access to stocks easier for everyone and ownership global. As access to ownership becomes global, I believe access to DeFi yield that can supercharge those assets has to become simple too. It is paramount that we introduce simple, high-yield strategies for stock tokens while training the RHC user base on LPing through vault-based infrastructure that abstracts away the difficulty and confusion of LPing on a DEX. As a precursor to the release of STORMM, this week I’m rolling out more of the unsexy but useful infrastructure Robinhood Chain needs. StonkBroker is the Tim Duncan of crypto.

@OxSimpleFarmer keeps shipping Thanks for building on Uniswap 🦄

The Thesis is simple We developed STORMM because it makes Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain the best financial asset in the industry for yield and TradeFi Solutions. This is the path to mass adoption. Read article for more details

This $ETH pump is special,but how special is it for NFTs? Stonkbrokers NFTs and Anvil AMM collections are actually pegged to Ethereum by their native token LP What does that mean? Stonkbroker instead of moving inverse to $ETH is actually a leveraged bet on the Ethereum asset. This NFT is supported by over 2 million dollars in real onchain Ethereum Liquidity. Clock in The year is 2026.

1/ Two lucky minters are getting pulled into Bad Vibes Guy's collector crossover. Legendary collector @spinotron just added a Panini Blockchain giveaway for minters of this month's Vibetown Highkey Moments OE. The mint runs for 69 hours. The ridiculous part? Both giveaway cards are serial #69: • Shohei Ohtani 2021 Absolute Kaboom, 69/219 • Kylian Mbappé 2022 World Cup Prizm Blue, 69/175

GM! Stoke Cards are now live on Vibepool. Go flex your STOKE in all of its glory. YUUUUUUS!!!!! 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙