Berckman’s Place Patron | CFA | Lexus Enjoyer | Better than most | Logo enthusiast |

Joined September 2013
Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year #BV member. You just got finished readin’ some thread about Peter Millar’s superior collar construction and materials. You’re gonna be convinced of that ‘til next month when you discover H&B, then Arnie and cotton. And then you’re gonna be talkin’ about the logo rule and how no serious golfer would be caught dead wearing multiple logos to clubs he doesn’t belong. That’s gonna last until next year, when you’re gonna be in here regurgitating some thread about how microprint has no place on golf polos, and how a carry bag is the only acceptable way to transport 14 clubs. And next month you’re gonna be in here talkin’ about how FootJoy Premiers are the last true golf shoe and Traditions are for guys who don’t know any better. But the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you’re gonna start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own, and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, nobody cares what logo is on your quarter-zip. And two, you spent four thousand dollars on a golf wardrobe to shoot the same fuckin’ 87.
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I’m off the Stelspresso Martonic. That’s a Stella, Espresso Martini, and Gin & Tonic. #inthepocket
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harvey penick fan retweeted
Haliburton's intro for his first game back in Indiana 🔥
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This guy brought Tupperware to the delta lounge… you come here for free beers then expense TGI Fridays my dude. Food is borderline inedible.
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Trying to describe Nathan Fielder to coworkers is really hard and you just shouldn’t even try.
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On a date, with my wife (actually married)
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I am officially going to #ShrinkFest2027, for the only acceptable reason, my best friends bachelor party. I am now #oneofthose. Next step is to find the right good good hat to go with my bad birdie polo…
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If I am Ronald (I’m not, fyi) I am putting this list in every locker and it will be seen by players every single day. What a joke.
The Big East men’s basketball preseason poll: UConn (8) St. John’s (2) Villanova Marquette (1) Providence Xavier Creighton DePaul Seton Hall Georgetown Butler
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After 24 hours here I can confidently say Aruba is the best place on the planet
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Ring dox from the Centurion Lounge. #HarveyPenickFanWeddingWeekend was a smashing success. Many are saying the best wedding they’ve ever been to.
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I’m him
Wow I would have never expected to get emotional from a gift, but this wins the best Best Man gift award. Honored! Do it for Lou #GoIrish🍀
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Legendary find in my parents basement
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Arch Manning is my new ball knowledge litmus test.
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Waiting for a pink tagged bag is a humiliation ritual
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Stay safe, sweet prince.
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HPF mood board for LDW
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Jesus Christ we’re so back.
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Can I talk my shit again?
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