Anakinihao

Dear Dr. Ansem, Your callout rewards are impressive. Almost as impressive as the speed with which $MIHAO holders sold into your first buy. At 22:17:38 UTC on 10 November, your wallet (GV6UUmNxz2RpKxmNAPadYKb7uQpszwqQAu3qLJxVdC52) acquired 7.48 million tokens. In the next recorded SECOND, a1lon9parody (FQpu9hW7C5p7irsXYRDHjtBKFc6ooNWni2TX1S6VHxRz) sold 1.278 million in five equal-sized swaps for US$3,338.98. Indexed buying went from US$600 in the minute before your purchase to US$124,133 in the MINUTE that began with it. WAW. A hell of an investment you are for @Pumpfun and @a1lon9 indeed. Now let’s step back for a moment. Within eleven minutes of coin creation, the creator (9tH2zRYdS3X7PEcsPno3GST1EHe8GX8CSNih1pKpamAp) had sent five million tokens to a1lon9parody (FQpu…HxRz). In all, 22 wallets received a combined 70.43 million MIHAO directly from the creator. Eighteen of those super 22 if we can call them that, had begun selling before you ever arrived. 😮‍💨 Why sell so early if an ascent was planned? Basic economics. 💅 When holdings are that concentrated, selling together exhausts the bids supporting the price. Cashing out without collapsing the market takes a succession of buyers, preferably enthusiastic ones. The creator supplied the tokens. Your buy supplied precisely the demand a chunk still needed. The ascent is beautifully visual, liquidity economics not so much. 😂 Then came the next card. AHH. 😂 Pump.fun Ecosystem put your face beside a US$6 million market cap. Thirty-seven minutes later, it celebrated the creator’s supposed US$1 million gain. In between, the recipients realised another US$126,250 in sales. My brother in Christ, the public was invited to admire a million on paper while the insider recipients quietly cashed out six figures. 👀😮‍💨 Your linked wallet (GV6UU…dC52), meanwhile, made US$49,693 in purchases with zero indexed sales to date. Remarkable conviction, especially if you were selling into the demand those buys helped sustain. Then came the grand reassurance of a one-year lock. When the Streamflow deposit went in at 05:02:04 UTC on 11 November, 19 of the 22 original recipients had already realised US$316,580.47, or 98.6% of their total recorded sale proceeds through 19:10 UTC. 😂😂 Had they expected the lock to drive sustained appreciation, holding made sense. They knew this wasn’t shaping up. That’s why it escalated into a lock. 😂 The 54-million-token lock is entirely genuine. But the creator (9tH2…amAp) had already early distributed 70.43 million MIHAO to 22 wallets. Several lack identifiable platform profiles, leaving their beneficial ownership unresolved. AHH 😂 The promotional machinery showed admirable endurance. At 05:44:55, Pump.fun Ecosystem broadcast trade alerts for your subsequent US$25,000 buy. At 15:47:48, Pump.fun’s main account invited the public to buy up to US$1,500 of MIHAO with Apple Pay. By then, the original recipients had recorded US$320,329 in sales. And finally, the verified ticker. The graveyard signal. Starting refs. (full list in reply) Ansem’s first buy - solscan.io/tx/5XTPgHVPV2vhe9… - First sale in the next-second burst - solscan.io/tx/4oESE7JDAhvcWP… - Creator’s launch-day transfer to a1lon9parody - solscan.io/tx/2EjE91vmNjGSoh… -Streamflow deposit - solscan.io/tx/Qd261ycrFf6qUp…