CalvisTorets

Some people took my joke about @sappyseals 0.69Eth floor peg seriously, so let me be clear cause there are a lot of newcomers in the space: Sappy Seals assets are my biggest bag and one of my highest conviction plays. This is why: (this is gonna be very long): - $PIXL $PIXL is the utility token and somehow it's still at ~$10m market cap. Other gaming tokens for reference: Ape: 617m Mavia: 242m Parallel: 302m A huge reason why $pixl was at 0 was the low liquidity in the pools, which was fixed and it resulted in a 3x in price. The other issue is that it's a utility token with no product attached. But that changes VERY soon too. More on that later. 100% of PIXL tokens were given away for free to the community. No team allocation or private investors. No insiders will be dumping on you. This is what fair allocation looks like and eventually, the market will realize. If you are not bullish already go read @arfdoteth's posts. He gets it. - Based community Welcoming, willing to take initiatives (@Pixldao, community events, etc), top memers, many researchers, space hosts, devs, gamers, and many actual defi/crypto people. To quote @cook_ees : Seals sit within the heart of the venn diagram of cute, funny, humble, smart. Infinitely memeable, sexy, stoopid, artistic, diverse, loveable and all super talented. You cannot escape them. - The IP itself is sick If you don't get it yet, it's fine. Everyone loves uwu chubby cartoon seals. The IP would work with pretty much anything, media, physicals, whatever. When the floor price rises you will realize it but it's gonna be too late already. Meme machine is a cheat code for building with the Seals IP. - Airdrops Just see the signs already. New projects airdrop to NFT collections to tap into microinfluencers. Guess which community happens to be extremely loud, loyal, well connected and full of micro-influencers? Also, in case you are into web3 gaming, guess which community is full of gamers and is prob gonna be in the receiving end of perks in every big upcoming game (@Nifty_Island is your proof of concept). - "Sappy Seals can't hold" Let's put the self-fud jokes to bed, those were funny in the bear. Now it's time to move on. Seals have been printing money for years. Nobody really cares about the floor cause we are literally all in profit from staking alone. We are just trolling while waiting for @wabdoteth to push the buttons and deploy games and defi stuff. Let me crunch the numbers for you: I bought my first seal on November 2023 for $700. It's a floor seal so it only emits 50 $PIXL daily. I have gathered 22,500 $PIXL in total. My seal now costs: $2.257,94 The $PIXL now costs: $1,012.5 In total: $3.260 How many collections can you name that outperformed a 5x over the past year? - THE FUTURE We are expecting a constant flow of deliverables and content for the rest of the year. We have already seen a new website full of hints and cool stuff (go check it out), a trailer, new Twitter account, and a bunch of other stuff but honestly here is what you need to know: This is about to start happening. Seals will stop emitting $PIXL in 50 days Seals will get a new defi/nftfi toy to give them some sort of utility but frankly, it's just a bonus. Seals are winning anyway through IP and airdrops. sa NFTfi platforms are beginning to lend against seals which is very cool. Something called vaults idk prob defi stuff Something called ARFCELERATOR But most importantly: Seals are making Game(s), which will begin rolling out very soon. - Closing thoughts: Sappies were one of the few projects that won big during the bear market and they look primed to have a huge bull market. Seals holders are loud and funny, the IP is already one of the most recognizable in web3, tokens have been distributed fairly to diehard holders, and deliverables coming. NFA DYOR Year of the seal.