
Creative Ops | Experience Marketing | Husband to a future wife | Pronouns are: Salt and Light |#CarnivalofStories
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined December 2011
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You will buy domain, pay for hosting and pay for AI from here.
So what value will you place on your time?
Then where does your profit come from?
Una dey burst my head.
Sha, no be me go dictate how you go handle your business.
Replying to @ChetaOgbuzuru
I'll do it for $150
Ai has made it easy on us so we should make it easy on clients too
Anything to justify your stance.
😂😂😂
Website designers in UK charge between £100 to £250 to design websites. Depending on type, the highest I have seen is £350.
But you dey charge $2000 for website design. No issue with that, but i wont pay half of that for a website in this day and age.
If you have customers who pay you that. Good luck.
You can go ahead with your obscenities, no offence taken.
AI said 'honestly' to end a sentence?
😂😂😂
Crazy thing I saw today:
Seyi Tinubu was asking AI to list Tinubu's achievements to the former finance minister. He acknowledged that his father has failed so badly that they now depend on AI to tell Nigerians what he has achieved.
Never reinforce this failure in 2027.
#NigeriaWillBeOK #VoteNDC
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Who go beg @Obacruze to send me him rate card abeg?
@Gilmoorre too.
This gig wan suffer me.
Help.
Your mouth go too pain you today
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This is why we're building SetAccess.
In a bit...
One day, I’ll write an article or a thread about location managers in Nollywood. There is something inherently evil about charging ₦2m per day for a house when the owners don’t even receive up to ₦700k. Then filmmakers arrive to shoot, the homeowners are cranky, one thing leads to another, and the shoot gets cancelled.
Our greed is a lot. Honesty is really not that hard. The change we want must actually start with us.
See Malachy?
He's my highest egbon. A true disruptor. A legend fr.
Anything his hand is inside, I carry it on my head like say na my papa get am.
It's his birthday today and I just dey thank God for am.
Wish him happy birthday.
Thanks.
Same Google Pay wey I dey use since?
Google Pay finally launched in Nigeria today. Tap your Android phone and pay. But only if you bank with FirstBank, GTBank, UBA or Zenith. OPay, Moniepoint, Kuda and PalmPay, the apps millions of Nigerians actually use every day, weren't invited.
Meanwhile South Africa got Google Wallet four years ago. Four years. And we have about 5.9 million POS terminals in this country, yet the tap only works where the shop has a contactless one. Most of the time the POS agent just collects your card, or you send a transfer and show the alert.
Nigeria built one of the fastest instant transfer cultures in the world by itself. Market women, okada riders and mallams at the corner all take transfers. Global tech is only now arriving to sell us convenience we already figured out.
When Nigeria is the market, everybody wants to launch. When Nigeria builds its own solution, nobody notices.

























