Joined April 2026
My dog has no idea how many of my bad days he has made better just by being there
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forgive her, sheโ€™s telling the truth.
She went to her exโ€™s place and sent me all this at 3am
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๐–ค ๐๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐–ค retweeted
kendrick lamar songs gon teach you that: โ€œto get to the top is hard but you will get there if you keep working hard and smartโ€
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Them: But the task will only take two minutes!! ADHD: Yes, I know. That's actually why this situation is so humiliating, thanks so much!
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Be very careful who you push away some of us been through enough & ainโ€™t coming back๐Ÿ’ฏ
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You canโ€™t win with someone who cheats, goes avoidant, gaslights, and still sees themselves as the good one. Every conversation ends with you apologizing for their actions.
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Being lonely hurts. Being with someone who makes you feel lonely hurts more.
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10,000 humansjust vanished? 10,000 humans dissappeared? 1,2,3,4.......10,000 full humans cannot be found?
โ€œIf Nigerian youths refused to join the Army willingly, we will make it mandatory from age 18 and above, the 10,000 we recruited last year are no where to be foundโ€ - Nigerian Army -
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Nothing new just Ads
New look at โ€˜AVENGERS: DOOMSDAYโ€™. In theaters on December 18.
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Ilya: would you still love me if I was a worm? Shane: *serious* Iโ€™ve prepared for this dayโ€ฆ*pulls out a stapled pamphlet* *gives to Ilya* all the answers should be in there Shane: See Chapter 2 Subsection 2.1 on worms and other insects Ilya: What if I was a cactus?
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โ€œI didnโ€™t mean to hurt youโ€ and โ€œI donโ€™t care enough to stopโ€ can look identical from the outside
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The person who says โ€œIโ€™m not like the othersโ€ usually ends up repeating the same patterns with better explanations.
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The gap between what officials say is happening and what people on the ground experience keeps getting wider.
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Not everyone who understands you will treat you well.
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Imagine telling someone to trust you while doing things you know would destroy that trust.
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Being single is funny youโ€™re horny at night, romantic in the morning, and by afternoon youโ€™ve convinced yourself that relationships are stressful.
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I'm Sorry to say i'm not free this weekend. On Friday night, I'm busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I'm totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.
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๐–ค ๐๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐–ค retweeted
People donโ€™t follow accounts. They follow the feeling of โ€œthis person regularly helps me think clearer or move faster.โ€ Create that feeling on purpose.
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๐–ค ๐๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐–ค retweeted
Nah juice was a menace,is there a place they sell lungs for $5 that u guys are not telling us??๐Ÿ˜ญ
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