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I metabolize fast because I’m dynamic.

Olathe, KS
Joined December 2010
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Omg lmao
It’s been a fun October.. excited to get to Halloween. Here’s a couple fun screenshots from this month. I don’t know if Karey from Derry is real or not but, the picture on the left is from a very real man in Ohio. I’ve stayed away from my mentions and DM’s this month since these back to back days but.. I’m sure if I went in there now, I’d find some wishes for and threats of death for me. “Don’t read them.” They’re everywhere. Annnd.. They still exist though right? I just don’t know the person is in Ohio then? That’s where I’m at now. So I do get a bit fucked up when a couple days after The New York Times releases a “WE ARE ALLOWED TO AND SHOULD HATE THIS GUY” piece, a University puts a video out from their own page, indicating “we think he’s a corny creep here.” It’s a weird time. The things that get said about what my daughter and son and wife deserve are all rather wild as well. I haven’t talked to anybody about what the days were like leading up to Tennessee’s GameDay last year. There’s been some misreporting but in the ball park articles. Everybody in the “security” world was worried of a copycat incident potentially happening. GameDay was a few days out and we were the next huge gathering on a campus. The world, in front of the entire internet, just proved that we had gotten to a rather extreme place. The FBI.. alongside, Disney security, Tennessee State Police, Knoxville PD, University Police, everybody in area, all had the very same goal to protect the shit out of the area. FBI snipers were sent down there, huge presence of police.. it was a surreal moment. The conversation about the death threats I had been receiving in life was definitely a huge topic. I don’t think it was the FBI that suggested the Bullet Proof Vest, but it was certainly an idea presented by one of the security groups. We had no idea what to expect. Nobody had been in that type of situation before. Everybody wanted the best for everybody. I never felt safer and never felt more appreciative of the people that were around me that morning including the students that came out and did WAY more than they could’ve ever imagined for my soul. How’d we get here? I had to wrestle with that a bit. FBI’s sending snipers so me and the lads don’t get shot. That’s crazy. I don’t know if they teach how you’re supposed to handle these types of things in classes or something but, I was a bit rattled by the current reality of my World. I think what I realized was, when I talked about the Algerian Olympic Gold Medal boxer, and then I was HEADLINE Quoted and Captioned by platforms with rather large influence over certain communities, they left out the massive empathy part of the conversation that I had about the entire subject. I was labeled and immediately targeted. Such is life I guess.. since then, every mistake, misstep or misquote relaunches A LOT of folks into a frenzy of me being the worst person on Earth who needs to be eliminated, and they gain more and more folks who want me unalived or as they actually say it “Kirked.” I was created on the internet. I’ve been “cooked” and shit talked and criticized since I have memories. I am no where near perfect.. and there’s no way everybody is gonna agree with me but I had no idea that this is just what life would become. I’m trying my best in real time but.. I am to talk about sports and care about the future of sports. I owe everything to sports. I’m grateful as hell to do what I do. I literally try to love every minute of the incredible opportunities I get to experience but.. it’s certainly all a much different life than I could’ve ever expected. I try to give everything I have, all the time.. I am very sorry to those that despise me. The video is how I opened The Tennessee show.. I put on a USA Sports Coat and celebrated Ball. I love sports because it’s unifying. That’s all I’m ever trying to be… actually. & Connor.. I LOVE YOU BROTHER, I’m sorry I’ve brought you lads into all of this as well.
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Been said many times already, but this is insane
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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Yeah John!!!
Highest Graded Quarterbacks from Week 8🎯
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Hahahaha
Video Nasties are real and you absolutely need to call people out for watching them
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What value is Butker adding at this point?
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Lmfao they wouldn’t be executed weirdo
So if two people were caught having illicit sex in a church people will just look, laugh and pass? 🤔
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Dave Ramsey should be prosecuted for the takes I’m seeing on here
I'd say "open the schools" but schools are where a bunch of young people get indoctrinated into credit card propaganda and then swiftly into credit card debt it is quite literally never responsible to use a credit card when you can pay cash or debit
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Shut up. I hate this evangelical stuff so much.
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Wow this is very dumb lmao
For salaried people, credit cards are literally one of the worst financial decisions you can make. You spend more than you possess, once you get paid & repay the loan, you do not have enough money left for the rest of the month so you use the card again. It’s a never-ending cycle
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Why the Hell is this not coming out prior to Halloween?
First trailer for ‘SLAYGROUND’, starring Cory Michael Smith, Chase Sui Wonders & Sophie Wilde. The film follows a scare actor who wakes up in a haunted attraction surrounded by dead co-workers with no memory of what happened. In theaters on January 29.
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In THIS film series, that’s actually crazy. The gratuitous nudity is a big part of the Friday movies.
Crystal Lake showrunner Brad Caleb Kane says he tried to get more explicit nudity into the series "I tried. That’s America. You can give the kids the violence, but God forbid they see some breasts." (via @TheWrap)
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Q39 is great and I’m tired of everyone pretending like it’s not. Like I understand it’s a real restaurant and not bbq out of some guy’s shed, but it’s 🔥.
Why is Q39 mentioned by every TV announcing crew that comes in and does a Chiefs game? Overpriced, overrated. When we've eaten there, their smoked wings were actually the highlight, not their BBQ or sides. So many as good or better options for BBQ in KC.
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The hold that Dave Ramsey has on Americans is crazy
Tweet was for sure worded in a way that would offend people but I didn’t know this many people were strongly against using a credit card
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Lmfao how do we even get here
this is the shit I be talking about with her. She's entirely too old and far into her career to play the "I didn't know" card when it comes to the company she keeps
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Lmfao he hits them with hammers in practice
First thing Brent Venables says at the podium: “We have a lot of guys hurt.”
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Someone needs to be fired.
This is coaching malpractice by OU to have Ryan Fodje in the game right now.
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Nate Bargatze is that way
Shane Gillis should do a joke about how parents are not efficient in the school drop off line so we can finally have a national conversation about that.
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Mateer and Venables gotta be just Sooner fans lmao
The Most Hated Person in the SEC (Analysis from @GataData88 who tracked banter across SEC sub reddits)
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The vibes are awesome in this one.
Prince of Darkness is John Carpenter's most underrated movie.
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I like beer
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
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