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Philly Ax retweeted
It turns out that trading for an EDGE rusher coming off of an injury that required offseason surgery and then paying him a lot of money while also signing a CB that isn't a scheme fit to a big deal while letting a S that was a scheme fit walk on a reasonable deal and having no plan at safety other than taking your superstar slot defender play safety part time and thus making him bad at both wasn't the best offseason plan for the defense.
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Couple things that have seemed to be misunderstood amongst the general public on the Jalen Hurts situation, according to @TomPelissero: - Jalen Hurts was allowed to sleep, and did, prior to starting against the Jaguars. - Multiple doctors and NFL personnel say they would’ve also cleared Jalen Hurts to play if a ā€˜superficial blood clot’ was the initial diagnosis. - All parties are seemingly on the same page, this is not a ā€œJalen Hurts vs Eaglesā€ type of thing.
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Philly Ax retweeted
After listening to Pellisaro on the ringer pod it sounds like it's been an entire misreporting around Jalen (Tom included) The "stay awake" thing was the plan for the entire team going to London. Jalen went to a clinic for further testing and was cleared with superficial clots
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Sirianni this. Mannion that. People aren’t mad enough about how toothless this defense has been
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If they kick a FG and then lose by 1, many of the people complaining now would blame Sirianni for not putting the game away when he had the chance
If you’re blaming the loss on not kicking a field goal, then you simply want to blame a Sirianni decision for the loss So many other reasons they lost
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Joe Biden was objectively a better President than Donald Trump. Days with gas above $4/gallon: šŸ”µBiden (4 years): 151 šŸ”“Trump (18 months): 165 Jobs added through 18 months: šŸ”µBiden: 6,000,000 šŸ”“Trump: 800,000 Average mortgage rates: šŸ”µBiden: 5.5% šŸ”“Trump: 6.7% Unemployment rate: šŸ”µBiden: 4% šŸ”“Trump: 4.4% GDP growth (annualized): šŸ”µ Biden: 3.6% šŸ”“ Trump: 2.5% Manufacturing jobs added: šŸ”µ Biden: 400,000 šŸ”“ Trump: -35,000 (loss)
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48 for the Bears can go choke on a dick
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Face reveal and as always Go Birds
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Jalen Hurts' comment about Steve McNair were really chilling. He was legitimately emotional. Then, it made me think about how much of a Steve McNair game Jalen had to beat the Titans. All the way down to 9 seconds left on the clock, just like Steve did in New York in 2002 atozsports.com/nfl/tennessee…
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Uh, my feelings about the Ed Brubaker thing are complicated: 1) Never heard anything about him personally or really interacted with him in the comics industry..so for me to comment on whether these accusations are likely true or not would be me squawking outta my butt. 2) I mean sh*t, I really liked the Winter Soldier stuff…but I also have an elaborate curio cabinet partially filled with some writing & art I like created by people who also have done *yikes* things (and some of the *yikes* things eventually get them kicked out of the cabinet, and others are more mehhhhhh). 3. It is human nature for Brubaker’s colleagues & friends to automatically defend him (even if, in the past, some of these same people have automatically & publicly condemned other accused people who were not their colleagues & friends. Human nature). 4. Most probably, in the end, this is a situation best handled with courts & evidence. There is no ā€œtrial by social mediaā€ā€¦I mean, sure, there’s a defacto ā€œtrialā€ that takes place in social media regardless, but there shouldn’t be.
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ā€œThis should move quicklyā€ Like rancid beef through my intestinal tract
Trump announces he will eliminate regulations on beef processing amid multiple food-borne illness outbreaks: "I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD. This should move quickly."
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Philly Ax retweeted
ā€œhot onesā€ but it’s just two politicians from the trump administration eating recalled food until one of them kicks the bucket
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Don’t tease me
Mike Johnson: "If we lose the midterms, heaven forbid, these Democrats...y'all impeachment's not even the big concern. They will turn every committee in Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends."
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Philly Ax retweeted
Fans rooting for Ballmer and the NBA against a reporter exposing corruption is a misunderstanding of life
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Eventually an ICE agent wearing those electric shock gloves is gonna scratch his nuts and I just hope it happens on camera
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POV: You told a female friend that you’re attracted to her.
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13 TV Shows To Get To Know Me It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Twin Peaks Curb Your Enthusiasm Cheers Moonlighting Rockford Files Friends Batman Speechless Superman and Lois Shrinking X Files Adventures of Brisco County Jr
13 Tv shows to get to know me: The Cosby Show In Living Color Martin Dynasty New Girl Modern Family Scandal Fresh Prince Mamas Family Bridgerton/Queen Charlotte Resident Alien Schitts Creek Charlie’s Angels
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Philly Ax retweeted
Now that AOC is single, her path to the white house is obvious: she just needs to go up to each male voter, do a hairflip, lightly punch their shoulder, and say ā€œI can count on your vote, right Big Guy?ā€ +1 instantly. Game over. Not even the most die-hard forever Trumper could resist. Assuming this takes 10 seconds per undecided, and ignoring travel time, this would only require ~2,115 hours of ground game to flip all 7 swing states (assuming 2024 margins for simplicity). That’s ~132 days assuming 8 hrs of sleep. If she starts now, she’ll have it locked up by Christmas. Gg.
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(Opens calendar app) Wow..it’s a Brand New Day
If you've seen Spider-Man: Brand New Day, prove by quoting it.
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