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Hahahahaha so true! I don't get why people are surprised. #DavidCameron #lies #70000 #SyriaVote teapaw.org/Stephen_El_Rey/status/…

Dear The #ArtDirector - changing the brief at 12pm on deadline day then getting upset that the work can't get done is YOUR PROBLEM not mine.

I wish it was acceptable to be honest with so called clients. By that, I mean that I wish I could slap this one with a car.

Wow, @FamilyGuyonFOX, the episode where the Griffin's go to Italy is really racist. So racist, I had to turn it off. Your show is racist.

Dear @Tesco, whomever illustrated this included a massive, subliminal, penis! #FullOfBeans #PurpleHeadedLoveWarrior

Just realised that all art directors are arse holes. Not one is exempt from this. They should change their job title to Arse Director.

Please say there are #scientists out there proving, with actual #facts, that we use 100% of our brains and not just 10%! #Lucy

"@GeorgeTakei: http://t.co/yZZLv0YcAs" he laughs at your puny money mic!

Ah, the tranquil tones of fat people breathing heavily! Got to love it! #PublicTransportProblems

Dear @Film4, please stop showing #DieHard4.0 - there are other films even in the #DieHard series! #Hanna was good tonight though.

New leaders for #Labour and #LibDems to stop #UKIP ... wake up and smell the coffee for the betterment of our country

Oh man, these fucking clients are gonna be the death of me! I can only wish them a serious case of syphilis!

Clearly standing in a queue and this bloke just asked me if I'm standing in the queue. #DarwinAward

To all the people offering over 100k of the asking price of houses in London - you're a bunch of cocksucking wank stains!

Yup, mostly they're called #clients!

I have the distinct feeling that I was a massive arse hole last night! #Booze, why betray me like that!

Fucking brilliant! Bunch of legends! #ICW

I've made a discovery... beer and rum are not good friends.

Someone is watching S2 @WalkingDead_AMC on the bus to work. I'm well jealous!