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Joined May 2014
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WHERE are all of the LOUDMOUTH Browns fans now??? All we heard during the week was how this was the “NEW” Cleveland, and how our Steelers are “DIRTY,” according to Junior Varsity Jared Verse, who did NOTHING in the Shit Stains CRUSHING DEFEAT. The Browns is ALWAYS the Browns! SJT
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Droppin’ DK Metcalf is the ONLY player who could POSSIBLY let the Browns back into this game. He is GROSSLY OVERPAID $33 MILLION to drop passes every week, when he’s not TOTALLY INVISIBLE on offense. WORST contract in Steelers history. Great work, Fat Omar Khan! It’s TRADE TIME!
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YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BACK to see our Steelers BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE BROWNS! I was SUSPENDED, at the behest of Crooked Roger Goodell, because our franchise is FINALLY becoming Great Again! But, I may be gone PERMANENTLY soon! FIGHT, FIGHT!!! PRESIDENT STEELERS J. TRUMP
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WOW! After putting Caveman Cam Skattebo in the DOGHOUSE with NO CARRIES, John Harbaugh has RELEASED Najee Harris, who took Skatt’s place??? Giants fans are learning, as Steelers AND Ravens fans knew, FRAUDBAUGH has no idea what he’s doing, just like his senile brother in LA! SJT
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FAT OMAR “KHAN ARTIST” STRIKES AGAIN, SIGNING MARQUES VALDEZ-SCANTLING BACK TO OUR STEELERS. HE DID NOTHING LAST YEAR, AND BETTER NOT TAKE SNAPS FROM JAYLEN, GERMIE, MUTH, OR DARNELL. THIS IS LAZY, CHEAP DUMPSTER DIVING, WHEN WE NEED A TRUE WR1 TO MAKE THE OFFENSE GREAT AGAIN!!!
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An EXTREMELY CREDIBLE SOURCE tells me that the head of the Eagles medical team is BIG DOM, who was hired because he has an MD (mellitus diabetes)! He made Jalen Hurts a MEATBALL SUB, and did a SIGN OF THE CROSS as treatment. Jeffrey Lurie will KILL PLAYERS to save money. Sad!
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The MEDICAL MALPRACTICE to Jalen Hurts by the Eagles is a HEINOUS CRIME, and must be punished to the FULLEST EXTENT of the law! The team KNEW he had blood clots and still MADE HIM FLY across the Atlantic and play. Even Filthadelphia doctors have NO CLASS! DISGRACEFUL ORGANIZATION
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Juvenile Joey Porter Jr keeps committing PASS INTERFERENCE, Curious George Pickens is NOWHERE to be found, and Bumbling Broderick Jones STINKS. Cowboys fans said Senile Jerry Jones “FLEECED” the Steelers, but TRUMP traded LOSERS for early draft picks! ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING?!
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DO NOT let this WIN distract you from the fact that Massive Mike McCarthy has ZERO CLOCK MANAGEMENT, and REFUSES to use Jaylen Warren enough. This will COST US against better teams! I’m off to Crooked Roger Goodell’s office to FORCE him to move the Paris game to Pittsburgh! SJT
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MIKE MCCARTHY TAKES A TIMEOUT, ONLY AFTER HE LETS 20 SECONDS RUN OFF THE CLOCK, AND THE BUCCANEERS TIE THE GAME. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GET IN FIELD GOAL RANGE OURSELVES. MASSIVE MIKE IS INCOMPETENT, AS BAD AT TIME MANAGEMENT AS TOMLIN! A USELESS, FAT IDIOT! TRYING TO LOSE!
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2 PASSES ON THE GOAL LINE, WHICH SAVE THE BUCCANEERS TIME, AND TIMEOUTS, AND NO TOUCHDOWN TO SHOW FOR IT. THIS PLAY CALLING IS DISGRACEFUL AND SELFISH. WE ARE HERE TO WIN, NOT PAD AARON’S POOR STATS. DO NOT BLOW THIS GIFT OF A GAME, YOU FRAUDS!!!!!
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Why does Awful Aaron Rodgers INSIST on throwing constant passes – 15 STRAIGHT – when we have WHITE HOT Jaylen Warren, and fresh Rico Dowdle??? Why does Warren DISAPPEAR from the gameplan, after Massive Mike McCarthy called him out RB1??? The “old married couple” are FULL OF SHIT!
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Massive Mike McCarthy is SO FAT that he INJURED HIS ANKLE standing on the sidelines, or maybe he rolled it rushing to the snack bar. He spent halftime in the BLUE TENT, which makes no difference, since he has NO ADJUSTMENTS. Walk off to retirement, FATTY!
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Pansy Patrick Graham SUCKS. He runs nothing but soft zone, and our HORRIBLE players, especially Clueless “Quanny” Brisker and Patrick “Slay” Queen, have NO IDEA what they’re doing. The HIGHEST PAID defense YET AGAIN being lit up by a rookie QB. The standard is STILL the standard!
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CHRIS BOSWELL, YOU’RE FIRED!!!
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Germie Bernard is SELLING our Steelers!!! All he had to do was catch the ball and fall down, but he chose to RUN BACKWARDS and miss the first down. This was NOT an attempt to “make a play,” but an obvious BETTING decision. He took the under! INVESTIGATE NOW!
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CROOKED ROGER GOODELL, WHO HAS LIED FOREVER ABOUT VALUING “PLAYER SAFETY,” SAYS THE STEELERS - SAINTS GAME IN PARIS, A HELLSCAPE WAR ZONE FULL OF RIOTS, IS STILL ON. THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ALL PLAYERS, STAFF, AND FANS INVOLVED, PUTTING THEIR LIVES AT RISK, AND BOWING TO THE RADICAL ISLAMIC AGENDA BEHIND THE ATTACKS. BOTH TEAMS MUST REFUSE TO GO TO FRANCE, NO MATTER HOW MANY EMPTY THREATS THE “COMMISH” MAKES. I VETO THIS INTERNATIONAL GAME, AND ORDER IT MOVED TO PITTSBURGH AT THE NORMAL 1PM KICKOFF! THE NFL HAS CIRCLED THE DRAIN SINCE GOODEL TOOK OVER, AND IT WILL BE 100% FLAG FOOTBALL WITHIN THE NEXT 5 YEARS, NO TACKLING ALLOWED. GOODELL MUST SPEND LIFE IN PRISON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT STEELERS J. TRUMP
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Another week, more PATHETIC LOSSES for the Pitt (Shit) Panthers, and Penn State Shittany Lions. Both fanbases are UTTERLY DELUSIONAL, never stop making excuses, and neither team will EVER win anything of value. Maybe they can combine into “The Pennsylvania School of LOSERS!” SJT
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Little Roman Wilson’s FINGER INJURY is so bad that he’s going on IR, joining Missing Michael Pittman, a DISASTROUS “Khan Artist” signing. We MUST get a wide receiver, and Fat Omar CANNOT be trusted to do it! Aaron NEEDS a trustworthy target. Who should I MAKE A DEAL for??? Enjoy!
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Antonio Brown could be a BRILLIANT press secretary. I will consider it! President SJT
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